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Granted...you have to walk 3 miles on your hands.
I wish it were warmer outside. |
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granted, it nice and sunny but you get burned bad, including your black eye.
I wish I had something fun to do oday |
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granted, but tonight you must clean the truck stop toilets with a toothbrush.
I wish I was siing today, lots of fresh powder! |
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granted but you fracture your skull
I wish my nose was not running from the salsa I just ate. |
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Granted. But you have a lot of loogies.
Was your salsa made in New York City? 
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You are granted one jar of NYC salsa, but get sent to a NM prison for committing salsa fraud...
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I wish i was in Cali right now with Scott.
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granted, your in CA with Scott, but he's using someone else's pictures and he's really 5 foot 4 inches and weighs 135 pounds and has no teeth and bad body oder.
I wish I'd stop getting stood up. |
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And then you find that man that is reliable, not demanding, does the small things in life to show he loves you, and calls you his princess.
I wish Sparrow could lay in bed with me tonight 
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granted, Sparrow is in your bed tonight, but you have a impotence problem.
I wish it were Spring |
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granted, but is is the 28th day of constant rain and the mud is 4ft deep.
I wish I had a yummy pepperoni pizza right now... |
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granted, you have a deep dish, extra cheese pepperoni pizza, and you ate the whole thing and have heart burn that feels like your chest is burning and is going to explode.
I wish I didn't live in Utah |
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Granted. But the state of Utah held a Ladylid we miss you ceremony.
I wish I had another drum set. |
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Granted
Wish Eds ear muffs worked so he could realise the din he makes  Anna x
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Granted. You know you want me for my ear muffs.
I wish I had a watermelon. |
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You are granted a watermelon but the seeds you swallow sprout and vines come out your ears.
I wish I were taller... |
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Granted, now you're taller than everyone and people laugh at you.
I wish I didn't feel so sick. |
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granted but your teeth fall out
I wish I was shopping |
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granted but you're broke so you resort to shoplifting
i wish i had a new car |
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Granted, but something goes wrong with it within a month.
I wish it was summer. |
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