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I wish I could say granted...
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granted you can grant all wishes
I wish I did not have to wake up early |
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Granted but you'll be late for work!
I wish I had not sent someone a letter that I did |
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Granted but you cant undo what is done
i wish it wasnt snowing grr |
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Granted...it rains instead for 40 days and nights and you don't have an ark!
I wish I could slow down the ideas that circle in my head! |
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granted but then you run out of ideas
I wish I did not have to make lemon squares |
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granted, you don't have to make lemon squares, they make themselves,
but everything you eat will taste like a lemon, forever. I wish I would stop getting stood up |
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Granted but then you'll be sought after every moment of every day! (smiles) I completely understand though yet at least you were desired enough to have been asked out!
I wish I could just not care so much at being honest and true. |
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granted but then you are not happy with yourself
I wish I would have remembered to take the butter out so I could do my baking |
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granted, but now you have 300# of butter sitting in your kitchen
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Granted, but then you bake without stopping and forget to Mingle!
I wish I could see the future... |
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Granted, but it looks grim.
I wish everyone knew how to spell. |
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granted, but wares the fon in that?
I wish my back didn't hurt. |
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granted, no back pain. Now it's your man parts that are excruciating
I wish my house was warmer tonight |
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Granted, but then you stub your toe.
I wish I knew all the secrets I want to know. |
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Granted, but then you realize that what other people think/say about you is none of your business...
I wish I could figure out the mysteries of life. |
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granted, now you know there is a better place than this life and you kill yourself to be there...
I wish my cat didn't snore |
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Granted, now he whistles an annoying tune instead.
I wish I was a computer programmer. |
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Granted, but then you become so good, you hack into the Pentagon and the FBI and Secret Service come and arrest you.
I wish I could host the Tonight Show. |
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Granted but you're terrible and they fire you after 5 minutes.
I wish I didn't have to wake up early |
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