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Topic: Corrupt a Wish
Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 01/25/10 09:59 PM
Granted but you're stuck in a coma now. I wish I had 22s on my chevy

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Mon 01/25/10 10:02 PM
granted, you have 22s on your Chevy (I don't know what that means)but now they have turned into 33s I wish my boy would quit bugging me for money to go to the corner and get a Dr. Pepper.

Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Mon 01/25/10 10:07 PM
Granted, but now instead of wanting a Dr. Pepper he wants the money for a Butterfinger. I wish I had a pair of brass balls.

CatsLoveMe Joined Wed 09/16/09 Posts: 4522	Mon 01/25/10 10:07 PM
Granted, he did, but it's Diet Dr. Pepper, Big Gulp 64 oz. I wish I could have super hearing.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 01/25/10 10:17 PM
Granted, but now you know why cats hate sweepers, and dogs howl at sirens. I wish I were a bird

CatsLoveMe Joined Wed 09/16/09 Posts: 4522	Mon 01/25/10 10:22 PM
Granted, you are, but you become a vulture and have to eat carrion. I wish I could be Brett Favre's best friend.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 01/25/10 10:40 PM
Granted, but he's not rich or famous I wish D.J. Screw was still alive

Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Mon 01/25/10 10:45 PM
Granted, but now you don't know who he is. I wish I had a flying hamster.

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 01/25/10 10:55 PM
Granted, but he bites your head off. I wish I had a crystal ball.

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Mon 01/25/10 10:58 PM
granted, now you see yourself in the future with wrinkles and gray hair and fat and no teeth and you kill yourself I wish I could get laid

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 01/25/10 11:00 PM
Granted, but he sucks in bed, and not in a good way. I wish I had a happy ending.

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Mon 01/25/10 11:03 PM
You do. The beginning and middle are atrociously miserable. I wish I was happy.

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Mon 01/25/10 11:06 PM
granted, you are happy because you now know that you are the only one who can make you happy, you have learned a valuable lesson grasshopper. I wish I could move to Oregon now and not have to wait till summer

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 01/25/10 11:07 PM
Granted, but it only lasts for one day. I wish I had a feather pillow.

Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Mon 01/25/10 11:08 PM Edited by Tribbles on Mon 01/25/10 11:10 PM
Dammit!

Tribbles Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 7349	Mon 01/25/10 11:09 PM
Granted, but it's buzzard feathers. I wish I could leap tall building in a single bound.

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Tue 01/26/10 12:08 AM Edited by Calleigh12 on Tue 01/26/10 12:20 AM
Granted, but now you're stuck on the other side. I wish I could turn a cartwheel.

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Tue 01/26/10 12:11 AM
granted...but that's because you are the horse pulling the cart i wish i could shut my mind off tonight

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Tue 01/26/10 12:12 AM
granted, your mind is now shut off, but it never comes back on and your in a coma. I wish I had a reeses peanut butter cup

che_ Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 8412	Tue 01/26/10 12:25 AM
granted but then everyone wants ladylid! I wish had a friend close...