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It would appear that he deactivated. His brain must have imploded from all of your questions, funch. I think he's back again (fourth incarnation so far?) as "trshmn"
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Edited by
SkyHook5652
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Wed 12/10/08 01:29 AM
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double post
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It would appear that he deactivated. His brain must have imploded from all of your questions, funch. I think he's back again (fourth incarnation so far?) as "trshmn"
Dammit! 
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according to Christians God is everything and everything is God and from God and that includes Humans ...you keep getting Jesus mixed up with Yahweh No, Christians don't believe that. You are confusing Pantheism with Christianity. They are two totally different religions. "Spidercmb" ok...I'll agree with you God is not everything Okay, I'm glad we can agree on that. Now when you can agree with me that God exists and is perfect, then we will be getting somewhere. "Spidercmb"....I never once denied that God didn't exist but he's clearly not perfect ..he makes mistakes all the time ..even God admitted he was sorry for creating Man ..since Gods don't make mistakes then God is not a God 6:19 But all the silver, and gold, and vessels of brass and iron, are consecrated unto the LORD: they shall come into the treasury of the LORD. wow the lord has a treasury? ...you think he will help bail out The Big Three Automakers or kick us down with a couple of Trillions to balance the budget I mean what does God "need" money for anyway ...do he like use it to bribe people to come to Heaven or give money to the Vatican to help settle those sex-abuse cases God don't need money we do. We just aren't supposed to be greedy. :D |
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Funches Satan messed up God's perfection that is why God said that. that statement of God's only means God is not omnipotent or else why create Satan all evidences points to God being unable to create anything but imperfection ..including himself .. |
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Edited by
Krimsa
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Sun 12/14/08 06:23 PM
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Why does god need money? Im still stuck on that one.
 Maybe the Christians needed to steal it and pretend to deposit into god's treasury. I wonder if they did? Who would be keeping the books for god exactly?
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Why does god need money? Im still stuck on that one. Maybe the Christians needed to steal it and pretend to deposit into god's treasury. I wonder if they did? Who would be keeping the books for god exactly?
think about how much that cloud is going to cost that Jesus suppose to use to fly down to Earth.. the fee for the technicians that supplied the nano technology that went in the design is going to be astronomical and what about the apocalypse and armageddon the clean up and the reconstruction of thousands of cities and their inner structure is going to cost Zillions of dollars ...who you think is going to pay for that ...the taxpayers? if God is going to be master of the universe then he is going to have to foot some of that bill ...or legal action could be taken |
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Funches Satan messed up God's perfection that is why God said that. that statement of God's only means God is not omnipotent or else why create Satan all evidences points to God being unable to create anything but imperfection ..including himself ..   
God is perfect!  Free will and falling for the temptation of evil is where things got messed up...
Why create you or me? He likes us...
Just think how entertaining you alone must be for him....
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Edited by
funches
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Tue 12/16/08 08:51 AM
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God is perfect! Free will and falling for the temptation of evil is where things got messed up...
"imageorgiangirl"...if God was perfect then he would be incapable of creating imperfection like humans or angels that "fall for temptations" he would be incapable of creating humans that malfunction and turn into sinners...he would be incapable of creating angels like Satan that rebel against him ... these are just a few facts that proves that God is not perfect and is only capable of creating imperfection .. unless of course you can reveal just one thing that God created that was perfect
Why create you or me? He likes us...
well God is going to need to create the antichrist ..so maybe that explains why he create you and me ..and of course no one would ever suggest that it was me for I'm as pure as the driven snow Just think how entertaining you alone must be for him....
right ...I'm ducking thunderbolts like President Bush is ducking shoes |
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Well I think God creates because he is just bored and needs entertainment. I am not sure but I heard he has over a thousand channels to choose from up there.
Now what I do know is how God created Man. Here it is: Creation of Man One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet- footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first." I hope this answers some questions Funches
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"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" Eve ...a man is a being that I will create to be a mirror image of myself .."BEHOLD" as I describe him to you "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet- footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." I hope this answers some questions Funches
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Well I think God creates because he is just bored and needs entertainment. I am not sure but I heard he has over a thousand channels to choose from up there. Now what I do know is how God created Man. Here it is: Creation of Man One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet- footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first." I hope this answers some questions Funches
Poke in the eye with a burnt stick... vs. Let him believe he's not altogether bad in the sack... Hmmmmm... Let's see... 
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Poke in the eye with a burnt stick... vs. Let him believe he's not altogether bad in the sack... Hmmmmm... Let's see...
the problem in the sack is probably due to no one informing Adam that to have sex he should poke his burnt stick in another part of Eve instead of in her eye |
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There are also two distinct versions of Genesis. One where Adam and Eve are made simultaneously and the second in which Eve is made from a piece of his rib to be a subordinate.
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There are also two distinct versions of Genesis. One where Adam and Eve are made simultaneously and the second in which Eve is made from a piece of his rib to be a subordinate.
since God is a guy and had subservants called angels and the fact that God supposely made man in his own image suggest that the Adam's Rib as women being the subordinates is the most likely version |
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