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Thu 12/18/08 06:14 PM



Too bad they don't make flavored lather...


That would be fantastic!!!!!



For Christmas one year, a friend gave me a truly decadent chocolate scented soap...finnish the shower off with some cocoa butter...oh! I smelled totally yummy!


oh man!!!!
I'll bet!!!

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Thu 12/18/08 06:06 PM







I predict the Book of Revelations.....

unfolding before our very .......

Eyes.......


ooo I predict the black book, that one that tells you what cars are worth,

UNFOLDING BEFORE OUR VERY EYES....MUAHAAHAAAHAAA!!


ummmm that book is blue


there is a blue book also. And a black book.
Black is for new cars, Kelley Blue is for used.


If I'm not mistaken, the black book is the one dealers used to determine trade-in value and it is much less than Kelley, NADA, or Edmund's. That's what I've been told, anyway.


yep thats it.
I work at a car dealership so I use it alot.


With all due respect to you, it's a practice that sucks! IMO ...until you know that little tidbit, anyway! Knowing that worked out pretty well for me this last time. bigsmile

glasses


yeah it has it's moments that I hate but it's decent money.
Altho there are parts of it that I actually hate.

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Thu 12/18/08 05:46 PM

-- is a cardboard cutout

-- wants to "domesticate" me

-- is unintelligent

-- has no creative impulse

-- asks me to explain every third word I say

-- has no sense of humor

-- thinks a paramecium is a group of sentences stuck together.

-- drinks

-- uses drugs

-- has kids

-- thinks a parallelogram is something Western Union sends

-- isn't capable of reading my books and offering some relevant commentary (I mean, I would read HERS....)

-- thinks a dating site is a good way to meet someone

and so on and so on and so on....





thats not fair i have dated many cardboard cutouts and they are very nice.
Not much for conversation but.......

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Thu 12/18/08 05:38 PM

Who has 3 legs!!!!!scared


i've been accused of that before.

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Thu 12/18/08 05:37 PM
I judge everyone.
Especially babies.

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Thu 12/18/08 05:34 PM





I predict the Book of Revelations.....

unfolding before our very .......

Eyes.......


ooo I predict the black book, that one that tells you what cars are worth,

UNFOLDING BEFORE OUR VERY EYES....MUAHAAHAAAHAAA!!


ummmm that book is blue


there is a blue book also. And a black book.
Black is for new cars, Kelley Blue is for used.


If I'm not mistaken, the black book is the one dealers used to determine trade-in value and it is much less than Kelley, NADA, or Edmund's. That's what I've been told, anyway.


yep thats it.
I work at a car dealership so I use it alot.

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Thu 12/18/08 05:27 PM
thinks that comic with the puppets is hilarious.
I can't remember his name.

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Thu 12/18/08 05:23 PM

Too bad they don't make flavored lather...


That would be fantastic!!!!!

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Thu 12/18/08 05:16 PM



I predict the Book of Revelations.....

unfolding before our very .......

Eyes.......


ooo I predict the black book, that one that tells you what cars are worth,

UNFOLDING BEFORE OUR VERY EYES....MUAHAAHAAAHAAA!!


ummmm that book is blue


there is a blue book also. And a black book.
Black is for new cars, Kelley Blue is for used.

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Thu 12/18/08 05:10 PM

I predict the Book of Revelations.....

unfolding before our very .......

Eyes.......


ooo I predict the black book, that one that tells you what cars are worth,

UNFOLDING BEFORE OUR VERY EYES....MUAHAAHAAAHAAA!!

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Thu 12/18/08 04:51 PM
I just got out of the shower and if was to sit down and make a list of 15 things that I love in this world a realy good Lather would be on that list.
I'm not sure as to where on the list it would be but it would be on the list.

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Thu 12/18/08 03:23 PM

have you been watching Willie Wonka again? laugh


ok you got me.

but it will be obama wamba.

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Thu 12/18/08 02:36 PM
oh ok, got it.

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Thu 12/18/08 12:22 PM




thats it!!
Jesus was a dinosaur!!

Or is that Xenu?
Or is xenu realy jesus?

Oh man i'm getting confused.

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Thu 12/18/08 11:25 AM








...two questions.

1: Dinosaurs. ?

2: God is omnipotent. He created free will. But by definition he is everywhere all the time, and therefore exists in the future right now...what's the point in His guidance in our choices if he knows what we're going to do already? In fact, doesn't this make free will...a lie?
In which case, doesn't this make all our lives on earth before we go off into the nicely black and white heaven and hell a sort of sick side show that must get pretty boring knowing exactly what we're going to do all the time?


all i have to say about dinosaurs nobody said we where gods first try just his fave
his guidance has nothing to do with free will because we ahve to chose to ask for it


ok then who's image did he make the diosaurs after?
And if it's done by trial and error then he's not a very good god.

But then he did screw up the works once already and had to kill evry man woman and child on the planet for being bad.
Even the babies were sinning so much he had to drown and kill them.
Yes, a loving god that one.


Every woman and child?


man woman and child.

yeah in a big flood.


Did you forget about Noah and his family?:wink:


your right.

Killed every man woman and child baring 1 family.
Again it's a good thing he killed all of those nasty sinning childern that had no way of being forgivin or had no way of being good and those infents also.
glad god killed those off. they were realy bad.


I wasn't going to go there. There's some heavy stuff like that in the Old Testament. Jesus did denounce the laws of that time period.

I was just going to get you for saying "every" person. Like in that other thread you talked about "every" Christian.:tongue: flowerforyou




lol oh ok then yep your right.flowerforyou

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Thu 12/18/08 11:22 AM
america will be the big rock candy mountian.
And every river will run with chocolate and scotch.
And there will be trees that grow hotpockets and video games.
And we will all dance everywhere we go.

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Thu 12/18/08 10:49 AM






...two questions.

1: Dinosaurs. ?

2: God is omnipotent. He created free will. But by definition he is everywhere all the time, and therefore exists in the future right now...what's the point in His guidance in our choices if he knows what we're going to do already? In fact, doesn't this make free will...a lie?
In which case, doesn't this make all our lives on earth before we go off into the nicely black and white heaven and hell a sort of sick side show that must get pretty boring knowing exactly what we're going to do all the time?


all i have to say about dinosaurs nobody said we where gods first try just his fave
his guidance has nothing to do with free will because we ahve to chose to ask for it


ok then who's image did he make the diosaurs after?
And if it's done by trial and error then he's not a very good god.

But then he did screw up the works once already and had to kill evry man woman and child on the planet for being bad.
Even the babies were sinning so much he had to drown and kill them.
Yes, a loving god that one.


Every woman and child?


man woman and child.

yeah in a big flood.


Did you forget about Noah and his family?:wink:


your right.

Killed every man woman and child baring 1 family.
Again it's a good thing he killed all of those nasty sinning childern that had no way of being forgivin or had no way of being good and those infents also.
glad god killed those off. they were realy bad.

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Thu 12/18/08 10:32 AM




...two questions.

1: Dinosaurs. ?

2: God is omnipotent. He created free will. But by definition he is everywhere all the time, and therefore exists in the future right now...what's the point in His guidance in our choices if he knows what we're going to do already? In fact, doesn't this make free will...a lie?
In which case, doesn't this make all our lives on earth before we go off into the nicely black and white heaven and hell a sort of sick side show that must get pretty boring knowing exactly what we're going to do all the time?


all i have to say about dinosaurs nobody said we where gods first try just his fave
his guidance has nothing to do with free will because we ahve to chose to ask for it


ok then who's image did he make the diosaurs after?
And if it's done by trial and error then he's not a very good god.

But then he did screw up the works once already and had to kill evry man woman and child on the planet for being bad.
Even the babies were sinning so much he had to drown and kill them.
Yes, a loving god that one.


Every woman and child?


man woman and child.

yeah in a big flood.

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Thu 12/18/08 09:40 AM
It's hard to get a cake for some kids.

My son "kill Whitey" can't get a cake anywhere.

And his sister "Jewhater Hitlerstein" has a hard time also.


Realy if your going to name your kid after nazis like Hitler or Himmler or Ann Coulter then you get what you get.

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Thu 12/18/08 09:09 AM
Edited by Seamonster on Thu 12/18/08 09:09 AM




well you see the old testament was so violent because it was BEFORE jesus, there are new theories today that say that the god in christianity could have been one of the old gods that were unforgiving and gave you not one shot, but no shots at all. then came this jesus fellow who died for us and created the harry potter scenario, where god (or voldamort) cant hurt us because jesus (harry's perants) died for us creating a kind of sheild untill the supposed second coming of the messiah (voldamorts ressurection) and the apocolypse.

thats how i see it could be, but i dont believe in religion, i just like to look at it and how it could be the way it is.


Except that Jesus strongly approves of the law and the prophets. He hasn't the slightest objection to the cruelties of the Old Testament.Look here:

Matthew 5

5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.huh


he does not fullfill untill after the second coming/apocolypse


So in other words, he wont actually stone all of the non-believers until he comes back? Okay, good. That will give me just enough time to install Jesus Proof Fencing.


there's a sale on jesus proof fences at Lowe's.