lol

going crazy= letting loose

car=P.O.S

i saw this posted on another site like 4 weeks back? dunno how common
this joke is but i loved it when i first read it so im passing it on...

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in
despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.

The demon asked, "Why so glum?"



The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down
here. You a drinking man?"

"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."



"Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink
till we throw up and then we drink some more!"



The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."

"You a smoker?" the demon asked.

"You better believe it!"

"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the
world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie You're al
ready dead, remember?"

"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"

The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."

"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette,
poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.
You into drugs?"

The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . "



"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl
of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do
all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"

"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I
never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

The demon said, "You gay?"

"No."

"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays !"

lol thats great...

Dear Santa,
give me your list of the bad girls so i can be as jolly as you.

from
the creepy guy next door
(lol that was a nice one cathme_ifyoucan)

LOL yeah im at home here its great.
no shovel lol yeah that would be one hell of a bad start to the day

OC

you should watch them !!! as soon as soemthing "ganster plays" like
"ride'n dirty" they all lean back and try to walk like thugs, then they
try to copy my messed up NY accent lol, its badass.

i love cali peeps like i love wangsters. lol tons of fun, nothing beats
a cali white boy wangster though lol

oh yeah when i was living in upper state NY nothing sucked more then
shoveling your way out like 4 in the morning just so you can get to work
for 6 or 7 lol.

lol i tease my co-workers like mad over "winter" issues.

its fun here in South Cali
i love watching the news and seeing peoples power going out due to a
wind storm lol. this state is great =)

seems the topic has drifted some but thought i should add WTF is up you
cali people ( when you do since most dont.) turn on your blinker AFTER
you turn into the lane ???

And stop bitching about winter!!! you dont know what freezing your Nutts
off is, put that damn coat away and walk out their like a man!

OMG OMG hit the panic button! fluffy white crap is falling from the sky
and doesnt even fully coat the ground pull over ! pull over!! its just
too much to drive in !!!

there ya guys go =) can work with that.

(originally from new england, now living in Cali )

yeah your right on that one, im sorry if i offended any flies out there
missing their wings or have had them plucked off . ^_^

damn, and here i was hoping i would have a reason to get all pissed off
at some random person i never met, thanks for taking that away from me
=P

passes around more rice crispy treats. fresh ones too, not the one-two
day old style

ok....so if my SS has a steady flow 6's in it and are of which there
are sixes which are placed together in it ( full 666). does this mean im
damned no matter what? if so i got some beef with the person that issued
me that SS # =P

want a rice crispy treat? chowing down on some now =P

morning.. i think its like 256am here, >_< no rest for the wicked

lol... it happens when its weee in the morning and NOTHING to do =P