Thank god....... Someone told me they thought I was a bitch. Thats
great!!! I'm not offended in the least, in case you're wonderin. I'm
originally from Cali, and thats just how we roll. Let me hear the best
clown you've ever heard, cuz that stuff is my favorite stuff to hear!!!

Careful Dude...I still live in Cali, and I,m getting wrecked up
because of my mouth...!

lol don't worry bout it ontario, i know for a fact that most people
don't have a problem with you. not the ones i pay attention to anyway
lol stay you man

I got no problems with anybody, I just wanted to hear some of the best
trash-talkin and clownin that you've either heard or said!! :)

This was a post on myspace that had me laughin my ass off when I got it,
this is the kinda stuff I'm talkin about.....


I am Californian, that means.....thank god!
Body: I'M CALIFORNIAN, THAT MEANS...

-I'm mexican or live next door to one

-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally"
and "peace out" and "chill" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we f**k better and thats how
it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe
and Big Bear

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

- I know 65 mph really means 80

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they
accept it and give it back, because that's the California way

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you
live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked
where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their
state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek
GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which
means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better than you
[geez.... hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here

*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*******
******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY*****

All in fun, ya know?

Yeah...they are...!

i would put some down but i usually work off of what the other person
says and i don't remeber shit so it always stays fresh, even if i
already said it because i sure as hell don't remember lol everything is
new everyday when you suffer from CRS lol

I suffer from that EVERYDAY!! lol

yeah, it's kinda hard to be down about stuff when you can't remember
that it happened to you lol

Thats why I'm glad we got a computer, so its already wrote down!! HA HA
HA!! I seriously cant remember sh*t!! lol

hey red, how you today? i'm originally from the west coast but two
states north..

hi ontario & kingbreeze

what's up wego

not to much.. trying to convince myself that it would be a good idea to
go to the gym. not doing a good job on that though.

Pretty good, how bout you?

what's up with you king?

so much better then last night

not much. just sittin around listening to music, ain't nothin else goin
on right now

what type of music?

i listen to everything from rap to country but i've got jeezy on right
now

jeezy? what's that?

YOUNG JEEZY....IT'S RAP