HOLY CRAP
it is the end of the world!
churches on dating sites!
say it cant be so
oh god its so cold
but this soul must stand bold!
for this chaotic spirit within can not be bound or sold!
inside i scream NO NO NO
churches on JSH would BLOW BLOW BLOW

dont mind me just being random but really church on a dating site? lol
careful may want to lock the doors for this subject im sure is gunna be
filled with hungry rattlesnakes

Dont eat me!!!!
*runs away crying and screaming like a little school girl*

no asking questions!
(shoves the ass of the bird up in sluggos face)
You feeling lucky punk? huh? are you?

come on sluggo hand over the cash or ill have to take a hostage

dont make any sudden moves! i'll cover this whole place in bird crap! i
swear it!

i learned my lesson the last time i let a girly do that... took forever
to get the bleeding to stop...*sniffles* poor mr.winky

this bird is loaded with the fruity parrot flakes! these stains dont
come out! gimmie the cash!

your next missy!
hand over the cash or the car gets it next!

i get run over by cars everyday you think a bat can stop this crazy
squirrel!
you asked for it ( fires the semi-automatic bird crapper 5000 at sluggo)

Hands Up this is a stick up
Gimme the cash!
Don't make me nail your clean shirt or sparkling shiny new car! I'll do
it! i swear!

lol !

you know i just so happen to have the TRUTH to this question, hold on i
think its still there......yep it is just a second as i pull it out of
my ass.


Jesus told Judas
"If you don't follow my will then your gunna die! your gunna die and go
to hell! oh and dont forget to donate to the good temple of god."

oh wait i think that was a quote from a church somewhere my bad...

lets face it people love the negitive...
look at it this way....
what would you rather hear about?
a guy walking down the street on a lovely day picking flowers?
Or a guy walking down the street that gets hit by a car and then
wickedly beat'n by a angry mob of sugar high 2nd graders?
and for the sick ones askings...yes wooden clubs with jagged rusted
nails are being used in the beatings.

i like pushing random big red buttons as much as the next person, but to
answer this... Hell no... i dont want to go to heaven, when there is
still so much fun to have here. a place that is "perfectly peaceful" and
all that other fluffy stuff. screw that i like this dirty, chaotic world
we live in... so yeah ill pass

lol
masta of jibberish

sucks wont let me insert smiley =(

>_< was worth a try =(

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hmm lets see if this works...

i want the mean one! you know the one that walks over to the guy rolling
on the floor laughing and holds a shotgun to its head? pulls the
trigger and starts laughing himself? i want that one =D

*scurrys over to look at the black book*
hey isnt that your picture Tneal? no wonder he left you the sofa. hey
wait ... i love you baby...? that doesnt look like your hand writing...
it looks ..more like spays... ha not even a vaild entry how about that.

can you pour the pitty into this 1 gal. water jug? i may want to drink
it at a later date