>_< damnit no! thats my ****!
im selling your profile on e-bay!!! GIMMME !!!

you have no friends?

i want the goatee im gunna sell that on e-bay too!

*foams at the mouth*
hey another im gunna leave thingy? oh im there
*zip*

can i have your profile if your going? i wanna sell it on e-bay

=)
glad i was able to bring a ray of joy to anothers day =)

i like it when they post it though, no greater way to start my day...
that warm fuzzy feeling the grows and glows within, the sly smirk that
makes its way across my face and the random giggling. its a good
day...its a good day
its like that american idol show and watching peoples dreams being
crushed . i love the world

woot attention !
i wanna be a drama queen!
im gunna steal your spotlight imurgurl2 or what ever the sn was!
Muahahahahaha
its nice to be loved =)

*starts crying*
*walks over and kicks a dead horse*

"no one loves me im gunna leave!"

*sobs some more*

*quickly sucks up the tears and river of snot to see if anyone is paying
any attention*

hehehehe


keep in mind kiddies the only stupid question is the question that was
never asked.

LOL =)

yeah where are the yahoo smilies when ya need'm?

1- Whoa that person was a gynecologist?! And here this whole time I
thought I was dude


2-Depends…was Satan involved with the sale? If not then its only down
to the bedrock, just before you enter the fiery tunnel that says welcome
to hell population… we gave up after the A.D. started.

3-Your not suppose to say your real name Jeeze didn’t they explain that
to you? Remember you’re not the problem they are!


4-(pssst its Shih Tzu )
you only get bull**** if you shove your arm up a bulls ass, that or
ask me where babies come from. In regards to this question you would get
a English Bull Chrysanthemum Dog


5- You know the “steps” to the temples that take about a good 4 hours
to reach the top? Well that’s where this word comes into play. Steps
sounds so easy and friendly. If we called them stairs no one would want
to bother climbing them, call them steps and it sounds like it would be
a breeze. What sounds better? Stepway to heaven or stairway to heaven…
you know ya wanna take the steps to heaven.


6-The light was built out of a courteous gesture to the mice people
feed their pet snakes a mouse in the fridge is still alive and kicking
thus its only polite to give it a nightlight. If its hanging in the
freezer, well I don’t think it no longer has any use for a nightlight.


7- Ever seen what happens if **** sits to long in the toilet? Yea… water
wasn’t the only thing “trickling” down that mountain.


8- Didn’t you hear? Burnt toast cleans your teeth. ( …no seriously mamma
always sez…..)


9- HI my name is bob and I’m an alcoholic


10- Fixing a hole in a boat means you need a good dose of common sense…
if he is a professor I take he went to college.


11- China…hey they love themselves nothing wrong with that right?

12- A chick with a deep voice, lump in the crotch and throat, oh and in
dire need of waxing.

13- Good question…. I bet they can read, seeing as to how I am not
blind yet cant read in my dreams, hey wanna take my sissors and find out
the real answer? No no don’t tell me about how much it stings, just
wanna know if you see anything in your dreams? Red? No that’s just blood
stab harder your still not blind enough …


14- The truth behind this was that he HAD no money , the Acme thing was
a free trial he got the free gift item, didn’t work, so he sent in his
complaints and they sent him another gift on behalf of acme, and that
didn’t work so again… he *****ed, they sent something else so on and so
forth. Hey I never said Wile E was smart. Hell if you starved for as
many years and got smashed by rocks like he did do you think you would
ever get with the program bet he didn’t even have any medical to help
with his injuries. God only knows how retarded he became


15- Ever have bad relations with a bank…..? umm yea… the whole thing is
a nice way of saying, give us your money we hold on to it, charge you,
make up a fee and charge you again… the “broker” job title is a polite
way of mocking you. Or in other words bending you over like the lil bit
ch you are and ****ing you in the a-hole while asking if you would like
fries with your order.

16- Testicals!
There I said it are you happy?


17- ..dead babies…. Why are you laughing….? How else do you think your
skin is so smooth, and how else do you think bono is solving the world
hunger problem and how ELSE do you think we can supply the stem cells
AND HOW ELSE DO you think we get the rubber soles in our nikes from?


18- Being a guy myself…. If I answer this … I AM not In a forest THUS
my answer shall be wrong


19- I thought I saw this one once before guess I’ll have to give a real
answer then if it bothers so many so.

Hemorrhoid is when its INSIDE the hemisphere, painful yes but its much
better then the alternative.
Which would be a asteroid…( because its flying from the ass) a very
embarrassing mishap which we only hope that when its flying Out of the
hemisphere does not harm any innocent bystander which would be equally
embarrassing for both parties.


20- You know a dog can smell like a zillion times better then us right…?
You thought he had bad breath? To him you got some rancid
dragonbreath….thats also why he eats his own ****…cuz what you got
packing, his crap taste like honey


wow i feel better was trying to hold back, but just couldnt....

catchme_ifucan made me do it!!! shes the evil one!

ok answers incoming jsut doing a lil spell checking =P

hehehe =)
yep that was fun.

hmmm stupid questions from sugarjen has been veerrry tempting....should
i answer?

wooot i got'm all wrong, guess that means im going places.

Joy

i love myself, hugs all around

*dances*

Eclectic here

i see a lawsuite comm'n
wait till my fellow squirrels hear about this!

For to long have I been without the affection of the female being. I’m
suffering and starving. In dire need of her celestial energy, I lust for
her lips and the soft, smooth touch of her flesh. To worship her most
perfect being, every inch of her must be kissed and explored for all is
perfect even if she feels otherwise. To taste her most divine flower and
drink from her sweet tasting nectar. The grip of her thighs to the
trembling of her body. To bath in the crisp juices that flow freely
between your legs to the cold sweat that covers your body. It is this of
which dreams are made of. To be dancing and spinning, while dipping
inside you, gently licking and sucking your most beautiful lips. I want
to make you shiver in delight and quiver in the most intense ecstasy.

The unspoken pleasure the builds within me with every breath we share
together. Nothing brings greater delight then the sound of your voice.
To the most subtle of moans to the most tearful shrills. Together we can
touch heaven and dine with all that it truly divine. A pleasure
unmatched as sensation after sensation ripples through out our bodies.
To reach that moment where we truly become one and manifest what it is
to be a god and goddess within our moment of love. Timeless bliss where
the worries of the current world leave us and we reach a state of sexual
nirvana in which all that matters is our time together. It is this that
I seek, it is you of which I need, I hunger for you, and it is you and
only you that can feed me.
Together we can set our spirits free. So I hold out my hand and ask,
will you join me?

It claws and chews at every ounce of my being. Once locked away and held
at bay. The beast howls out calling for you. Now it runs rampant and
free in search of sexual ecstasy. The gates opened and the cage
dismantled. It picks up your scent and follows your will. You have the
power to satisfy its desire for thrill. Feed it till it’s full and sing
it to sleep. You alone hold this power, use it as you will. For your
beauty makes my heart become still.
Clam, gentle and loving this beast can be, but only if your strong
enough to come be with me. Desires it has and fantasies plentiful. Your
eyes are most beautiful. Come my darling; let us make love and our
spirits will fly like a dove. Your kisses so soft and sweet, but for now
it seems only in our dreams do we meet.

Your beauty makes you a creature of heaven, descending from the skies as
your rays of light over power the sun. Bless me with your soft touch,
and sweet lips. And I shall fall to my knees quivering in delight. Let
us make love on this most intimate night. Despite being the goddess of
heaven and all that is right. Even you may feel humbled by this
passionate knight. To bring you down on your knees, begging please,
please,….please. I believe that I can give you what you need. My words
soft and slow, my spirit always warm and never cold. My fingers sliding
between your breasts, and my tongue exploring all the rest.
My attention is yours if you can offer the same. Thus I promise you I
shall play no head games. I wait here for you, whispering the most
delicate of words into your ear.
Close your eyes, listen to your heart beat, and as your legs shake and
shiver, know my precious love that my spirit is near. Even if it is only
your voice that you can hear.

Love is a rhythm; sex, a sensual and passionate dance. What I seek is
something that’s far from bleak. The sensation, the fireworks, that
explodes within me when our eyes meet. Come dance with me under the
moonlight up till the rising sun. Together we can be one. Swaying to the
beat, Listen to the rhythm, surrender yourself to the primal music and
it shall be I you will meet.

My feelings are primal. Follow the chorus of love, follow the beat,
move your hips to the rhythm and let your essence flow free.
Come; come to me, my love, my darling, my source of sexual ecstasy. I
wait for you, hungry yet tamable. Your figure divine, and your energy
everlasting; your spirit so pure and kind. Move to the beat, grind up
against me, sway forward and back, let the wind catch your hair. The
breathing, steady, fluid and heavy. This feeling mutual and fair. I’ll
catch you my love if you’re willing to fall. Give it your all, for I can
take the heat, come my love, come be with me.
I wish to dream of you and perhaps you may dream of me. Step beyond the
borders, and take me as you will. Slow and steady, fast and hard. If
its love that is of the moment that attracts you, or love that lasts
beyond time. I am steadfast, I am ready, my mind open and spirit free,
I’ll show you that love is divine. A student of love, yet a teacher of
passion, but none of this can happen if we do not take action. Again I
offer my hand, and seek yours in return. Allow our bodies to churn and
desires completed with each toss and turn.
I call, I sing, I write; come my darling, come my love, hear these
words, move with the beat, feel my prayers, these chants, the vocals of
love, moving with the music, magic flowing free, primal, sensual, whole,
and true. So that our spirits may become renewed!

Like from a dream , dazed and confused, this feeling ,just dancing and
spinning, calls out to you. On this mystical night, you are blessed with
other worldly sight. This sexual feeling emerging from the haze. Only to
find yourself lost within my gaze. I approach you smooth and slow,
inside you can feel yourself glow and glow. Gentle kisses to your neck,
and playfully nipping at your toes. This lovely feeling , something that
only we know. A memory everlasting and our time together eternal. While
the body ages, becoming slow. Our souls will remain forever and this
moment, to be ours alone. A timeless memory to draw upon when feeling
cold. To bring warmth to our spirit and feel the joy within grow. Let
yourself go, and everything will flow. Relax and give in to the primal
calling. Drink your desire, give into your lust. Don’t hold on, just let
go, you know that you must. This sex sacred and true, this is what I
wish to offer you. Love me today, and I’ll love you tonight. Follow me
my love, my darling, and we shall make love all through out this magical
night.

damn typos >_< ( like that*) curse you evil typo gremlins !! curse you
!!!

ha friend and i were just talking about quotes earlier, so guess might
as well say it since someone is gunna add it sooner or later.

Da Nang Hooker "Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love
you long time. five dolla suckie suckie"

private joker - "What do we get for ten dollars?"

Da Nang hooker "Every t'ing you wan'."
Full Metal Jacket
i think it went something like like lol.