are you suspicious of overly nice people?
i tend to think they're up to no good.
especially males.
i don't trust you bastards!
if they really are flat out super nice i just think i'm going to end up being mean to them.
i don't know how to treat you nice people.
i can't be sweet all the damn time.
nice people seem one dimensional,
no?
i guess they just bore me.

You are not trying to say you like us bad boys do you?????

BTW, the deadliest things in life tend to be the prettiest too!

How can I bore you today?

I like you B.

Seriously, not in a creepy old man "I wanna hump you" kind of way.

I think you are basically a good woman.

That "Too nice" thing makes me wanna spit....(not a good thing)

It tells me...f'n yankee.

It ain't your fault. it is a society and family thing....

When someone is not good with people being cool with them just to be friendly....it tells me that they got no damned clue and I personally blame thier jacked up family and worthless friends.

I went through this with my brother's ex...flew her out and everything was cool. The MINUTE she got back on the plane with my brother she went off about how "she was never coming back cause everyone was too nice and she hated it"

We never invited that f'n cow back...I personally wish I head butted he in the mouth and threw that yankee b**ch in to a goddam cactus.

Just cause people are nice....don't mean it is automatic....it means we actually like you.

If that is a problem...it ain't the nice people's problem Baby.

Please consider letting nice people who respect you and like you...just apprecieate you for the good person that you are..

If that is a "No Go"..I can tell you to go **** yourself it will make you feel better.

:)

So...I am gonna go with "plastic".....to hell with recycling.

I hear you. I prefer real. Too nice makes me think plastic. Good is what I prefer. Good people have bad moments and dont hide or stuff everything behind their plastic smiles. I generally ask them a 'real' question and throw them off balance.

I thought this was about STD's.

I was gonna suggest you all use paper AND plastic, when you do the BIG NASTY!

Its a jungle out there!

well trim it up,
damn it!

I thought you liked me all hairy.

I was growing it for you baby!

Noooooooo! Go au natural...

this probably will make me feel better.
:p

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, yuch!!

Like it or not...I am still gonna be nice to you woman....so suck it up trooper.

(there is a shred of hope...at the end of the month I am moving to Oregon....there are alot of rude diqs there....but, once I take over the coast it WILL be known as the "Dirty North")

Cross your fingers B...maybe they can change me....but, I got my money on me taking over....

That is just disgusting....

I threw up in my mouth a little.

Even a Brazillian landing strip is too hairy.

(A Brazillian is actually just a fancy term for 500 million)

Yes, I am suspicious of "overly" nice people. Too much niceness, much like sugar makes my teeth hurt.

You kids would be sooooo screwed around me.

All of my relatives are rude @$$ed yankees...I make all of those beligerant and mouthy mafia pricks love me. You guys wouldn't have a fighting chance.

This is why it is good to be nice...."nice" beats "miserable prick" everyday of the week.

Just ask anyone....

Cynical and wannabe jaded..vs....cool.

I gotta go with cool.

b, if you want me to shut up, just tell me, no need to make a public rant.

It may help if you try to spend some time putting a hicky on her bisquits....it should muffle alot of the extra noises.

You're welcome.

:)

you're moving to my precious oregon?!
collect all the bearded lumberjacks for me.
thanks.

i do what i want!