A stupid scientist did an experiment with a mouse. He said "Jump, Mouse, Jump!" and the mouse jumped.

He cut off one of the mouse's legs and said "Jump, Mouse, Jump" and the mouse jumped. So he cut off another leg and said "Jump, Mouse, Jump" and the mouse jumped. He cuts off another leg and does the same and the mouse jumps.

Finally, he cuts off the mouse's last leg and yells "Jump, Mouse, Jump!!!" and the mouse just sits there.


heard this one a long time ago with a mad scientist and a frog... I thought it was funny



The scientist said "well, I guess that proves it, if you cut off a mouse's legs, they can't hear."

It happens to all men as they age.It'll happen to you too!Dont make fun of it,becuase that is a fact of life!

How much do you tell about yourself?How much is to much?Let's just say that you might have a checked past.Do you tell the person that you want to have a relationship with or do you keep your mouth shut.What if someone from your past,told him.

this time im letting God lead me into love.

My question on dating this way is this.
Perhaps it is related to trust issues and honesty.

How do you know when something is real?
How do you know when you are just talking to one person
on here and that they are'nt also talking to a billlion
more? What guide lines do you go by for this?
Perhaps trust is an issue here- just trusting in someone.
It is way too easy to be fake on line. When you want
something- do you just go for it or hesitate trying to be safe.
How do you know when its just being safe or being played with?
You feel in your heart you want something- but yet you are not
sure about it being real on both sides?

Well I know I have met a lot of nice people on here and have been talking to one for several months now. I did get an email from one guy saying I wasn't being honest because I didn't have a real pic of myself. Gee I didn't even bother responding. How do you feel about that? How is that not being honest? I would like others opinions. I didn't say anywhere HEY LOOK AT MY LEGS It's pretty obvious that there Dorothy's.

I have never understood why women play these kids of games, or why men put up with it.

oh, my name is robert. Nice to meet you

you are in for heartbreak. You are not trained to deal with it, and it will only serve to spiral you into a one sided, miserable relationship

Once upon a time, in a little town in texas, a handsome strapping young lad was driving home from work late at night. Well, this lad needed to get some smokes, so he pulled off the busy highway, and into the seven-eleven parking lot. As he entered the store, the cashier was walking towards the back of the store to do something. She looked nice from behind, so he just waited, picking up a magazine to look at. A few minutes later, said woman was behind the register, and in a rhaspy wheezy old female voice said "can I help you" as he put down the magazine, he said very loudly "DAMN!"
The cashier gave him a very mean look and said "What?"
His Reply "Gas Prices are high!"
Still giving him that dirty look, she replied "What can i get for ya."
He replied "Pack of camel lights, a lighter and a pair of sunglasses"
With a confused look on her face she replied "why do you need the sunglasses, its dark outside"
He retorted "Its not dark in here"
She quickly rung up the smokes and lighter, put them in a bag and pushed them towards him, a get the **** out of here before i kill you kinda look on her face.
He snickered and grabbed the bag, hurried out of the store and drove home.

Now you know the story of why i don't set foot in seven eleven after midnight. That and you can't buy beer then.