An Irish humor column editor was walking along the beach one day, when he saw a bottle lying in the sand.

He picked it up, started to brush it off, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes."

The Irish editor thought for a moment and said, "I'm feeling a might thirsty, I think I'll be wishing for a pint of stout."

POOF! There was a pint of stout in his hand.

He drank it down, and started to throw the bottle, when the genie said, "If I were you, I'd look at that bottle again before throwing it away."

So he looked at the bottle, and it was magicaly filling back up with stout.

The genie told him, "That is a magic bottle, and it will always fill back up after you finish it."

The genie then asked, "What other two wishes can I grant for you?"

The editor looked at the bottle in his hand and said, "I'll be taking two more of these

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