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Thu 03/27/08 12:31 AM

peccy did your mother spank you every SINGLE DAY OF YOUR LIFE????noway laugh noway


lmao

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Wed 03/26/08 07:00 PM

If I didn't have younger children I'd move somewhere brand new and start all over in a heartbeat. The ties they have to "home" keeps me here....


i totally agree with you... would love to leave this town and start over but the kids have their life here

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Mon 03/24/08 11:55 PM
Edited by whatdoyaknow on Mon 03/24/08 11:56 PM

ill post some pics but if were here for making friends should that matter think about it. This is a non intimate encounter.o
so hit me up if your here for the right reasons


even if it is not for an intimate encounter I like seeing who I am chatting with.. welcome to JSH

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Mon 03/24/08 11:52 PM
sad i'm sorry you feel such pain... I pray God gives you everything that you need and most things that you want

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Mon 03/24/08 11:50 PM

ever done anything blindfolded?


yes happy have you?

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Mon 03/24/08 09:03 PM

Hello all! It’s me, Jessicapickle. I’m having a pretty crappy day/life. The family who allowed me to stay with them are having a rough time right now, and about two hours ago, I went from having a month to move out,to having a week. I have looked online for apartments for cheap, (even though I have no money) and I have stumbled across a man who works too much and just needs a live in maid. Maid probably isn’t the right term for it, he needs someone to clean up, and to cook once in a while. All the while, I’ll be living for free. I think that that is a great deal, but I am a little weary about it. Can I trust him? He lives a mile and a half away from the job I want (i.e. Pet hospital as a nurse) So I could work and live for free. I’m just scared, and dont know of any other option, besides being homeless. I’m not asking for charity, or sympathy, just for prayers. And if you know of anything else I can do, please share. Thank you.


If you can't go to your family than I suggest the following...

before you go live with a stranger ask him for 3 to 5 references an call them to make an appointment to meet with them and ask them questions concerning him. Get a copy of his drivers license, or at least look at it and write his name as it appears on it, and have his name checked at a police department. If this guy is clean he will not mind you checking him out if he wont give you the references don't do it.

Good luck and PLEASE be safe

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Mon 03/24/08 08:07 AM
hmmm maybe mom really thought it was a sign of devil worship, maybe she was worried that other people thought that and didn't want you to be talked about. just a thought...most moms are not really mean to their kids on purpose, we as kids just feel that way because we want things that they as moms don't want us to have...maybe

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Sun 03/23/08 09:56 PM

I RAN OUT OF F**KING CREAM!!!! DAMMN IT!!!!! Okay, I know I'll regret this but, any ideas????? And NO!! I'm not going out in this cold weather and getting some more.....screw it...I'll just drink it black with sugar....how bad could it be.....:angry: :angry: grumble grumble grumble


try adding little vanilla extract if you have it

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Sun 03/23/08 09:56 PM

are you saying you put ice cream in your coffee?


my mom use to use vanilla ice cream when we were out of milk.

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Sun 03/23/08 09:50 PM

Stupid people that don't realize how stupid they are...


lol there are a lot of good ones here.... this is on my list too

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Sun 03/23/08 04:09 PM

Ask her, how do you keep someone in suspense? Tell her "I'll tell you tomorrow!"


lol

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Sun 03/23/08 04:07 PM

to get all caught up in someone who tells you what you want to hear, online, but do you believe them? Haven't met yet, but plan too very soon. Opinions anyone??


be very careful.... it is easy to lie online... i was lied to for over a year..live n learn.

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Sun 03/23/08 03:25 PM



Tell her "Personally, I prefer the air"


huh?

Guess that went over your head :wink:


yes it did... and i still dont get itohwell

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Sun 03/23/08 03:15 PM

laugh I need some funny one liners I can use for a girl I see,besides pull your pants down and she will laughgrumble laugh


If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?


Ask her if she would hold this for you and hand her a heart or your hand.


Do you ever get tired of hearing people say how beautiful you are? you can sub beautiful for ant attributes... like what a wonderful smile or laugh you have.

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Sun 03/23/08 03:11 PM

Tell her "Personally, I prefer the air"


huh?

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Sat 03/22/08 10:16 AM

Chocolate malt eggs


I agree...but they don't make them the same way they did when i was a kid... they don't seem to melt in your mouth the same way :)

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Sat 03/22/08 10:13 AM

So how many people in here are still good friends with their ex... i know with me i have not had a lot of g/f's and was engaged once, but i am still pretty good friends with most, except for 1, who broke up with me by leaving a message on my answering machine saying she had been cheating on me for 2 months, and never wanted to see me again.


I hope one day to be able to be friends with the ex...but he is so angry, blames me for everything and i aint going to thrash him on here..anyway, i wish we could be civil with each other... we do have kids together and they are the ones that get hurt.
I am very good friends with my 1st love...have been for about 30yrs and will always be just friends :smile:

some people can be just friends after and some need all or nothing.

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Sat 03/22/08 08:38 AM


yes i do...I just dont want to do it
do tell


noway maybe some other time...If tell I will have to do it

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Sat 03/22/08 08:33 AM
Happy Easter... He has risen :)

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Sat 03/22/08 08:30 AM

I think this will make u laugh.bigsmile laugh bigsmile laugh



The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which
human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not
be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the
eye.
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy."
Then she turned to Mary and continued . . "As for you, young lady,
I have three things to say:
One . . . you have a dirty mind.
Two . . . you didn't read your homework.
And three . . . one day you are going to be very, very
disappointed."


cracked me up glasses