A stupid scientist did an experiment with a mouse. He said "Jump, Mouse, Jump!" and the mouse jumped.

He cut off one of the mouse's legs and said "Jump, Mouse, Jump" and the mouse jumped. So he cut off another leg and said "Jump, Mouse, Jump" and the mouse jumped. He cuts off another leg and does the same and the mouse jumps.

Finally, he cuts off the mouse's last leg and yells "Jump, Mouse, Jump!!!" and the mouse just sits there.





The scientist said "well, I guess that proves it, if you cut off a mouse's legs, they can't hear."

I think this will make u laugh.



The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which
human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not
be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the
eye.
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy."
Then she turned to Mary and continued . . "As for you, young lady,
I have three things to say:
One . . . you have a dirty mind.
Two . . . you didn't read your homework.
And three . . . one day you are going to be very, very
disappointed."

Chelsea Clinton was out campaigning for her mother, and walked up to a man and asked him for his vote.

He looked as her as if she'd lost her mind, and said, "There are three things that really scare me in this world, Osama... Obama... and yo momma!"

cracked me up

Wish Einstein were here. He would have roared.