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LOOKING FOR MR.RIGHT
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Yeah...making-out with my Han Solo doll just isn't the same.
*sigh* |
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"STRIPPER NAMES"
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Bambii
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Taking it slow
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Girls who say "Let's take it slow" usually mean one of two things: either "I'm really not that attracted to you but I think you're nice and I want to give you a chance to man up," or "I've been hurt in the past and I don't want to get hurt again."
In both instances what she really wants is for you to be a man, sweep her off her feet and prove her doubts and insecurities wrong. Every girl's secret desire is to find Prince Charming. 
There's nothing wrong with "bothering with her," but give her what she wants or it'll crash-and-burn pretty fast. Interestingly enough, usually what girls really want is for you to stop giving her everything she wants. Attractive girls are treated like queens all the time, and it's boring. Don't believe me? Ask one. So don't be afraid to be a man, take what you want (I DO NOT MEAN RAPE! THIS IS BAD AND WILL GET YOU A NEW BOYFRIEND NAMED RALPH), and sweep her off her feet, ala James Bond, Han Solo and Will Turner. Go read some sappy romance novels and you'll see exactly what I mean. No, I'm serious. Go read some. FASCINATING insight into the female mind. There's a reason those things make up 40% of the American publishing market. Huzzah! |
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"STRIPPER NAMES"
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Beard Boy
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"STRIPPER NAMES"
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Ebon Velvet
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Ok everyone....
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Mmmm, yeah, good idea. I just love getting some "fresh are."
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Little help please...
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I think I can help. Email me and we can talk about details.
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Stage Five Clingers
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Heck, I used to BE one. But I gave myself a good lobotomy and now I'm better. Sucks that I accidentally carved out my short-term memory center as well. Crap, what day is it?  at least you were able to catch it before it go out of control!
Yeah, I wish. |
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Stage Five Clingers
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Heck, I used to BE one.
But I gave myself a good lobotomy and now I'm better. Sucks that I accidentally carved out my short-term memory center as well. Crap, what day is it? |
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ROLL CALL
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Hmmm.
Three French Bread, two Sourdough, nine Hawaiian, and five blueberry muffins. Badum-tchhhh! |
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Love in Finland
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Love is love. Who cares about culture or national borders? We're all human aren't we?
Go for it bro.
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Second Life
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Nice! Keep me informed.
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!!!!
Edited by
MarsNeverSleeps
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Sun 01/27/08 11:54 PM
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Well, if you don't know anything about fashion, study it. Not a lot, just enough to know how to put together some outfits that looks good on you, and that're current. Doesn't have to be expensive either; I shop at Wal-Mart, Kohl's and Target mostly.
Hairstyle is easy too: most cheap mall/strip center barbers will know enough to recommend a pretty good hairstyle that compliments you. If you don't get quite what you're looking for the first time around, well hair grows. ;) Just grow it out and, when it's time for a trim, go somewhere else and see what you get. For skin and hair, just do the normal stuff. Wash your face every day and your hair at least three times a week; preferably every other day if you can manage it. Use both shampoo and conditioner, or a 2-in-1 if you prefer, that's suited to your particular kind of hair. Brushing teeth is important too. No one likes a morning-breath, eh? :p Do what your dentist says: every morning after breakfast and every night before bed. If you don't already, learn what makeup works for you. Less is more: most girls look way better with only minimal makeup. If you go for the supermodel look, you're going to end up looking plastic. Natural is in. Finally, for posture and body language, keep your eyes open. Observe people, especially girls, who *radiate* confidence, success and beauty. Watch how they move, how fast or slow they move, how they stand, watch their eyes and observe the way they shift their focus from one thing to the next. Movies are especially good for this. Then start emulating that. The truth is "body follows mind, mind follows body." If you work to convince yourself that you're confident, attractive and successful, you're body will adjust itself accordingly. And if you move as though you're confident, attractive and successful, your mind will fall in line as well. So work on both! I study this stuff as a hobby; I could go on for hours. Feel free to email me if you want some more detail. :) |
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Honestly?
Doesn't matter. I haven't met a single person in my life who couldn't be made 100 times more attractive just by some good clothes, a good hairstyle, keeping their hair and skin clean and healthy, and improving their posture and body language. |
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Second Life
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Nope. Though from what I just read in the SL Hearld, it sounds like it was entertaining.
To be honest, griefers make me chuckle. |
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Second Life
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If anyone here plays, feel free to IM My avatar Mars Trenchmouth. We'll hang out inworld. Maybe. If I feel like it.
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WAR ON TERROR
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Heh. Israel's war crimes? Who's blowing themselves up in the street?
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Health Books
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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
-Mark Twain |
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Chemistry Mid-Term
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Got this in an email and decided to share.
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. A s for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. < /P> This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+. |
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where are all the good guys?
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Oh, we're out here. We're just busy masquerading as bad guys because that's what "The Girls" seem to go for.
Plus it's fun
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