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Sun 01/10/10 08:08 AM
needless to say i agree with all of you,and of course being an ardent reader of science fact,id place my intelligence more into nasa..then a civilization that used to play a game of soccer with the heads of their captured foes,and who gave themselves alchol enemas.

just wondering what you all thought
thanks

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Sun 01/10/10 07:59 AM
it was actually their combined knowledge of the game of golf that made their conversations grow.
and maybe a little bit more then a small amount of need to impress his new friend.
sheeee..what do you expect he's a guy lol

the plans for their meeting was tuesday evening and seeing that thats when he had to leave i figured maybe she might want to be impressed.

then again,this guy has been raised with the stong hand of an italian father,rule number one above all else is respect for the woman.so she would have nothing to be weary of.then again she doesnt know that.
thanks



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Sun 01/10/10 07:46 AM
2012..
no not the movie,the predictions.
do you believe that the wisdom of the ancients and the prophetic visions were right?
do you believe that the mayans could actually see 2000 years into the future and predict a world wide catastrophy?.

as far as the real truth is conserned,the only future that they fortold was and end to their celestrial calander,and a new begining to our mother.
nasa even mentioned that if a giant killer from space would be hitting us in 2012,we WOULD be able to see it with the naked eye right now..
but what do you really feel?


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Sun 01/10/10 07:37 AM

How long have I known him? How long have we been dating?

not very long really..they chatted on plentyoffish and chatted on msn for a little while but thats about all..im figuring lol

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Sun 01/10/10 07:35 AM
great words from the wise..
to be honest the only thing that the man knows that they share in common is their undying love for the game of golf.lol
he figured perhaps his lady friend would like to accompany him.

instead of asking her im assuming he'll do the intelligent thing and see her upon his return.
if the guy was around im sure he'd thank you very much for the advice,so i'll thank you ladies for him lol.
thanks

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Sun 01/10/10 07:12 AM
ladies,
say that you have a date with a man next week,
but the man you'll be seeing has to go to arizona on business.
it's only going to be a 2 or 3 day trip,1 for the meeting and 2 for a little adventure,and says that he want's to bring you with him.
what would you think?.
would you go with him,or think that he was asking to much to soon.

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Sat 01/09/10 08:02 PM
well oklahoma im sure has its beauties as well..not lady beauties but natural attraction beauties i mean..

you mentioned bug a few lines ago,im guessing that she's your little girl.
i remember when we talked a couple of years back that you do have a daughter.
how is she?

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Sat 01/09/10 07:56 PM
really?..wait i thought you lived in california no?..well then i guess you know what im feeling for now..

next week i take off for arizona..yeahhh sugarbabies..just for 2 days though..one day for a meeting with MBI SMURFIT and the second for a 36 round of golf..cant wait

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Sat 01/09/10 07:51 PM
good man..hey at least you aint in the middle of a deep montreal freeze.lol..california,man i doubt anyone can get the blues there.
as for this hombre i spent my afternoon in montreal man avatar has to be seen in 3d..i downloaded it but it really isnt the same

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Sat 01/09/10 07:46 PM
for a saturday night dawg?..usually that depresion stuff is for humpday no?..down in the craper are we dude?

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Sat 01/09/10 07:43 PM
who's been shakin on your bacon people?.whats going down

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Sat 01/09/10 06:34 PM
Edited by kolhauszer on Sat 01/09/10 06:36 PM
no..but i once placed a plastic cup between my cheeks and farted..placed my hand over it and placed it under my friends nose while he was sleeping..should have seen his face.

ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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Sat 01/09/10 06:01 PM
stop me if youve heard it..

i went to see my family d.r lastnight..
he says "kol,i'll need a sperm sample,a urine sample,and a stool sample..i said doc im in a real hurry,can't i just leave you my underwear?...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHA..

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Sat 01/09/10 05:52 PM
i hitch-hiked three times across my beautiful canada when i was younger..to those who are younger and who might have the time for it i highly advise on it..the only way to see canada

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Sat 01/09/10 05:33 PM
agreed.
for a blockbuster that stayed number one for a few weeks there were some things that stuck to my craw.
the fx's however were great..and dont forget the fact that this will happen in just a couple of years..so if anyone has any fantasies left undone ,well you better get started.lol

if you'd like to see these errors you can go to..movie mistakes .com..(pssst,check out star wars just for the hell of it.) lol

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Sat 01/09/10 01:55 PM
great movie but have you realized that there were so many errors done on it..76 errors to count.
the biggest one is when they go to yellowstone national park..remember that sceen?..
they start off in california and drive to wyoming in just a couple of hours even less..hmmmmm..really?

of course you cant beat star wars however..266 errors in total

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Sat 01/09/10 08:26 AM
currently im re-reading the multi-epic..lucifer's hammer.
i swear that this book should have been made into a movie years ago.

a giant meteor from space is about to collide with the planet,making it a civilization ender..the world is officially doomed,and the government decided to inform the public about it.

the book follows a multitude of people's lives and how they decide to live it before its end.

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Sat 01/09/10 07:56 AM
Edited by kolhauszer on Sat 01/09/10 08:03 AM

yes i'm a lesbian in a mans body


now he has got to be the ugliest lesbian i ever saw lol

we now return you to your regulurly schedualed lesbianism

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Sat 01/09/10 07:43 AM
as far as this guy is conserned there really is no REAL way to improve on your profile.
there is only one way to talk about yourself and your needs and who youre looking for.

i guess if some older guy starts to get a yen for you just tell him that he's to old for you.
but..
on the other hand..
say that you do start to get a friendship going with an older man,and you find that you have many things in common,who knows?..you might just change your mind.

nahhh there's nothing about your profile that needs to be improved

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Fri 01/08/10 09:44 PM
i guess people never really forget where they feel comfortable at.
considering my schedual i doubt that ill be around very much but i remembered how great it was here so i came back for a spell

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