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Sun 11/28/10 06:35 PM

i was taking the liberty and speaking for you and the "pain in the azzes" you are subjected to here...present company excluded of course!


hey looks like youve got yourself a knight at your corner princess..

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Sun 11/28/10 06:32 PM
thats great news.
yes i was talking about your back but also other symptoms of pain that you were suffereing from-hell it may have been a long time since we chatted but everyword is still in my repitoire.

man youve been here for so long:)..a year ago i left-and return to see that youre still making people happy..before that i left for just about the same amount of time and once again you were still around..i think we chatted about you being moderater once?.did that come to pass?



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Sun 11/28/10 06:22 PM
youve always been a hard worker,or rather someone who gets called upon to get the right job done to specs..

im happy to hear that your pains are a thing of the past-or at least i hope that this is the impression youre giving me

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Sun 11/28/10 06:13 PM
doing great..
trimsaversystem has gone worldwide.
even made the cover of 8 different magazines..i just wish i could have decide to go this route years ago:)

im hoping that all that ailed you the last time we talked,has gotten better

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Sun 11/28/10 06:07 PM
this is almost a phenominon here.
i havent been here for almost a year and still i see that the princess's palace is still stong as ever.

hello to all..and of course the princess with the priceless.

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Sun 11/28/10 05:52 PM
Edited by kolhauszer on Sun 11/28/10 05:52 PM

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Sun 11/28/10 05:52 PM
well i know for a fact that golf is a very healthy way to lose wieght and whats more is that its fun.
one full game of golf is as walking for almost 5 miles with a 50 pound bag on your shoulder,and when you get to love the game as most people will-you'll be amazed at how fast the pounds will melt right off you.

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Sun 11/28/10 05:27 PM
Edited by kolhauszer on Sun 11/28/10 05:29 PM
i agree,i wouldn't want readers to come to any conclusions and decide for themselves that i was joking.:)

if anyone wants to learn how to play the real game,a woman is the best teacher(thats where mikiko comes in)its true that women dont have the upper body strenght to drive the ball 300 hundred plus yards,,but ever since this beauty came into my life all i hit are straight down the fairway shots.
its amazing how straight as an arrow a woman can drive the ball


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Sun 11/28/10 05:11 PM
i like that..
but wouldn't you be the least bit curious as to what humans would taste like?..well ok women mostly?
hey flesh is flesh and meat is meat right?...its a far cry from the original topic that i created but i began to think about steak sauce on mikiko's tiny but well formed ***,..ok thn back to our regularly schedualed golf topics,unless anyone wants to change it to canniblism.lol

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Sun 11/28/10 04:59 PM
Edited by kolhauszer on Sun 11/28/10 05:00 PM
she wasnt the only female serial kiler in history,but there have been so few that everytime a woman gets arrested for numerous murders,it makes front page everywhere.

perhaps as a prostitute,the first time she had to defend her life was justified..but then like all serial killers male or female,she got addicted to taking lives...i believe strongly in capital punishment and still believe that canada should bring it back..but she was a woman,and executions hits the conscience harder when its a women.
she never took any children's lives..so her's should have been spared

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Sun 11/28/10 04:47 PM
sure..
i mean by then there will be so little for the privileged to do for fun..(and by privileged i mean anyone owning more then a can of spam like the movie soylent green)...you do know what soylent green was made of dont you?..personally i preffered soylent blue-it had more asian ladies in it lol

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Sun 11/28/10 04:31 PM

I can't get past the windmill.smokin


hey i never knocked it myself bro..
i owe my putting talents to all the years that i played at miniputts as a kid

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Sun 11/28/10 04:26 PM
Edited by kolhauszer on Sun 11/28/10 04:30 PM
good idea.
like say after the apocolypse,after mankinds rules changes,like in the movies deathrace and gamer,you can invent a nw game like deathgolf.
you can place bets on how long the caddy survives a barrage of cannon fired golfballs to any part of his body..groin 10 points-chest 20 points..and if you make is brain explode after 1 shot you win the prize..a new set of golfclubs :)

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Sun 11/28/10 04:12 PM
you got it..there are two things that germans are world renowned for...

the first is our outragously sick porn,and our indifference to it (unless called upon of course)and needless to say our german culinary delights :)

golf has been my sport for a very long time,so much so that im always making it under the par at the end..unless you play with the pro's then everyone is an amature but it sure is the best sport since jesus played jazz..and i love when monster drink sponsers a tourniment,the ladies who serve always knocks us out...yummmmcicles :)

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Sun 11/28/10 02:16 PM
i love that one :)
yes i must admit that the codes of accoutrements can be annoying..no jeans,no shorts etc..being one if not the worlds oldest and nobblest sports some people feel that it deserves repect,hell id be willing to play in a pair of speedos and bunny slippers if i could,and yes the membership costs are highly expensive,but that the price you pay for a whole year of joy,,and as for peeing in the cup,in germany women are highly encouraged to pee in the cups at golf courses,but thats only because we;re wierd.lol..

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Sun 11/28/10 12:28 PM
as sure as i thought it was over there back here when it wasnt over over there

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Sun 11/28/10 11:55 AM
whops..i was always under the impression that golf began in fife scottland (st andrews)?..but of course i can be very wrong

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Sun 11/28/10 11:53 AM
whoa deja view..
its wonderful to see the beautiful priceless princess as well.
somehow seeing that you posted this greeting twice makes me delusionize myself,and makes me believe that im better then everyone who has ever lived in mankinds recorded history of living..YAAAAAAAA!!!!..take that gengus khan!!

no seriously now..ladies and gentlemen may i present miss (princess )barnes..the lady that time ignores.

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Sun 11/28/10 11:45 AM
a few years back in montreal..a young couple brought a pitbull on a public transport bus,the driver didnt stop them from doing so..

they sat down on a bench next to a little girl,and when she tried to pet the dog,he lashed out at her and bit her face.

on the flipside-i know a pitbull who is so gentle that she lets kids pull her ears,and actually lets them take her bone away.

its the same breed,but its just so hard to know what makes them vicious and some gentle

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Sun 11/28/10 11:38 AM
being an ardent lover of the game,im willing to bet that there are many others here who are as well.share some stories if you wish.
5 days of playing golf is like walking almost 30 miles with a 50 pound bag on your shoulder--people want to shed a few pounds?..no better way to do it.


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