A cabbie picked up a Nun and as she got into the cab noticed that the VERY handsome driver wouldn't stop staring at her. She asked him why he was staring.

He replied, "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

She answered, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, it's always been my fantasy to be kissed by a nun."

She responded, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver got very excited and said, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun said, "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush, but when they get back on the road, the cab driver started crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, I've sinned. I lied and I must confess that I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun replied, "That's OK -- My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!"

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR!

That was awesome!