Topic: The Stuttering Cat | |
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she said. The teacher is thinking, 'Yeah, right, whatever...' and says to her, "Tell us about it." "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "What does that have to do with a stuttering cat?" asked the teacher. The little girl said, "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him." |
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NICE JOKE,,,THE ONLY THING DOGS AND I HAVE IN COMMON IS WE BOTH EAT
PUSSY... |
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lol.....does it stutter?
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if you're good it does
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Sometimes it flutters, sometimes it gushes. LoL
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LMAOOOOO...
You gotta love the forums! :-) |
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Oh..that was funny.i just lmao
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Yall are so naughty ;)
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