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Topic:
ohhhh fudge... RALPHIE!!!
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can you believe that papersmile has never seen it and when say "fragilay, it's Italian" or "it was... soap poisoning" she just kinda looks at me weird I'm planning on spending Christmas Eve with my girlfriend. We were watching TV last night, and a commercial came on advertising the 24hr Christmas Story marathon, on TBS. I told her we would have to watch it and she said: "I've never seen it before." I thought she was kidding, but she was actually serious. That's like saying, "I've never eaten at McDonalds." Ummm....errrr...GET Guiness! I can HONESTLY say I have NEVER eaten at the establishment of CrapDonald's before...EVER! 
I swear...perhaps I will go down as a legend. It may likely be my only claim to fame. But, it's the truth! 
I suppose the fact that you slept with Tiger Woods isnt really much of one anymore. Yeah, not so much anymore I guess, eh? *sighs* Well, except when I did a 3-way with you and Tiger. You looked mighty spiffy in that ball-gag, Dan-o! 
*oops...did I let the Tiger outta the bag?* 
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Edited by
SilverJoy
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Wed 12/23/09 11:07 PM
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The potty! Anyone got a match? 
Yep Your face and my arse. Oh, how I've missed posting this... SHUT UP DAN! 
SHUT UP ARSEFACE! I'll shut-up when YOU shut-up buttmunch! *kicks sand in his face* 
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*WHEW* Thanks for redeeming my Kermie, Calleigh! He does look quite dashing in a tux, eh?
All kidding aside...the following is a tear-jerker of a tribute to Jim Henson and his "frog". 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-xvlYMGck |
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The potty! Anyone got a match?
Yep Your face and my arse. Oh, how I've missed posting this... SHUT UP DAN!
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The potty!
Anyone got a match?
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OMG, say it ain't SO! You guys are pickin' on my favorite little green guy?! 
Him and Lambchop will always be my favorite "up the butt" puppets! 
Kermit had his way with Lambchop long ago. He told Miss Piggy they were on a break. 
*GASP*
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Topic:
Difficult to get a spouse!
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....I am lonely and desperate for one.Its an emergency!!! .... I very rarely use this term, but it seems appropriate: EPIC FAIL!
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Topic:
ohhhh fudge... RALPHIE!!!
Edited by
SilverJoy
on
Wed 12/23/09 10:08 PM
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can you believe that papersmile has never seen it and when say "fragilay, it's Italian" or "it was... soap poisoning" she just kinda looks at me weird I'm planning on spending Christmas Eve with my girlfriend. We were watching TV last night, and a commercial came on advertising the 24hr Christmas Story marathon, on TBS. I told her we would have to watch it and she said: "I've never seen it before." I thought she was kidding, but she was actually serious. That's like saying, "I've never eaten at McDonalds." Ummm....errrr...GET Guiness! I can HONESTLY say I have NEVER eaten at the establishment of CrapDonald's before...EVER!
I swear...perhaps I will go down as a legend. It may likely be my only claim to fame. But, it's the truth!
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Topic:
ohhhh fudge... RALPHIE!!!
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Ummm..errrm...*ducks*. Dare I say I have never seen this flick either? 
I'm more of a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and Grinch Who Stole Christmas type of holiday gal.
hiya jess!!! wanna snuggle on the couch and watch it together? we could talk through its entirety and drive robin batty! Howdy, my friend!
Screw the flick...I betcha we would laugh MORE just being Chatty Cathy's on my front porch with a pot of chi tea and a plate of warm sugar cookies to share.
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Topic:
Libido issues
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Agreed, if he is not "willing" to discuss even sexual intimacy issues with his wife...they certainly have bigger fish to fry in their relationship.
I do wish your friend tons of luck.
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Edited by
SilverJoy
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Wed 12/23/09 01:32 PM
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OMG, say it ain't SO! You guys are pickin' on my favorite little green guy?!
Him and Lambchop will always be my favorite "up the butt" puppets!
miss piggy was such a ho ^^^ *Ahem, Quiet* And how ironic Kermie was never a man "pig"! Well, except for that porn thingy....gave a whole new meaning to "pork", eh?
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Reflective
& Grateful! Okay, I used two words. So, sue me! It just saved me from posting twice! 
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well i know God, i talk to him every day, i see him everyday and i see him do many things everyday most people don't see. Cowboy......so ...er....do God talk back to you yes he does. He talks with anyone willing to talk with him. I agree...somewhat. I believe "he" talks with anyone who is willing to LISTEN. Often times, for me..."his" most insightful wisdom is spoken in...silence.
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OMG...*SNORT*
I don't know you two, but I literally LOL'd at this! Love your 'tude' gal! 
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Topic:
ohhhh fudge... RALPHIE!!!
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can you believe that papersmile has never seen it and when say "fragilay, it's Italian" or "it was... soap poisoning" she just kinda looks at me weird Ummm..errrm...*ducks*. Dare I say I have never seen this flick either?
I'm more of a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and Grinch Who Stole Christmas type of holiday gal. |
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Can anyone prove to me a God...without quoting scripture or the bible, ++ I am serious>, ty ted Nope, sure can't, sorry. I just choose to have that glorious little thing called...faith...in something/someone greater than myself.
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Topic:
compliments
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me walking my dog stranger: i love your dog, she is so cute me: i love you stranger: 
me: i mean thanks for the compliment.
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Topic:
compliments
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Was told tonight at a Christmas gathering that my balls...CHEESE balls that is...were yummy!
Yep, pretty certain they all were sincere, as I took home an EMPTY plate with not even a crumb left! 
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Edited by
SilverJoy
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Sat 08/29/09 02:39 AM
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Fortunes Rocks, Maine.
Just post to that...6.5 paces north to my potty room. Depending upon your preference... The view was...ummm...BREATH-taking!
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Topic:
planting herbs
Edited by
SilverJoy
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Sat 08/29/09 02:32 AM
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I have never had a problem growing herbs next to one another. My only real advice is...put mint in it's own pot. It can uproot asphalt so it needs to be contained. Likewise! Never a problem here. But, I tend to follow the rule of thumb in these neck of the woods..."if planted by seed, six inches apart...if rooted by pot...1' apart". Basil tasting like mint? Hmmmm...me thinks you were smoking some of your wacky "weed" when you taste tested.
Sure, mint has a wicked root system and a mind of its own, but if you had the mint potted, that should NOT have been a problem, at all.
I say, next season, just place that potted mint far FAR away from your other herbs, and you will be fine.
Honestly? Herbs are the easiest garden growers...just ask all the potheads. 
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