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Sorry. 
But......
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Pull MY finger! I double-dawg dare ya!
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If you puke blood when you gag yourself brushing your chompers in the a.m....then, yep! Time to re-assess.
Otherwise...forge ahead, dude! 
All BS and kidding aside...if you find yourself physically, emotionally, mentally AND spiritually bankrupt at the end of the day, it is time to take a serious look at things. Certainly does not mean you need to give anything up, just take an HONEST look at your life and intelligently assess if you are biting off more than you can chew right now. Some things are critical...most things can potentially be addressed and realized later. Choose wisely. 
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Topic:
Homemade Pizza
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I swear I don't mean to laugh, but it's just ironic... My middle sis called me today, in a panic (she does NOT "REALLY" cook)... "HOW DO I MAKE A HOMEMADE PIZZA....I GOT A DATE TONIGHT WHO LOVES PIZZA..." I gave her the same receipe as I gave you... Thank GOD she shuffled around getting all fluffed and tucked vs. following my cooking instructions. But, knowing her, it took longer to cook her hair than it would have the homemade pizza! 
He bailed, of course. Needless to say, she ended up...sitting all priss 'n' pretty...with a grocery store pre-made GREASY pepp and canned 'shroooom pizza tonight. But, her toenails were beee-U-ti-FUL!
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Mind readers?
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wish I was high but just horny *passes her my magic 8 ball*... but, guessing it's not what she needs right now. |
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Topic:
Mind readers?
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I am sooo horny right now...see > 
Guessing I'm reading everyone's mind here right now... WHO CARES?
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Topic:
Just Rate me a 10
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haha hello i just updated my profile, probably not a 10, but just put 10 any ways =)thanks No. |
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Mind readers?
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i'm horny. did anyone read that? yup and everyone went eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww You could be right, being a mindreader and all...but my neighbor's "weegee" board was dyslexic.... and it was reading...wwwwwwwwwwweeee! 
Granted, she's 78.
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Topic:
Coming on too strong?
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Ok. Her Bff "bestfriend" gave me an interview over the phone and she likes me and I passed her test, should be a good sign shouln't it? Most definitely! Bang the BFF! But, don't forget to tip well, kk? 
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So you have met, dated, had dinner, had sex, met the folks, babysat the freaky cousins? Yeah I thought so.... 
Bumpity THUMP...cause I think this woman...is f*cking High-larryous!
Not to mention...I kinda/sorta like her name. 
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Topic:
Mind readers?
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hi Jess!! How did you know it was ME?
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Topic:
Coming on too strong?
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Truly, no offense...
but, if she has to set boundaries already...and you have to inquire about what boundaries are already... and you have never even met...? As Earthy would say... Hope the sex is good! Oh, and be sure to leave a decent tip to your waiter/waitress...perhaps THAT will leave a good impression.
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Topic:
Mind readers?
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what took you so long? I've been waiting ten minutes for you to post this Slacker! I've been waiting 15 minutes. 
Granted, I was dusting off my magic 8 ball...
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WOWZERS!
Takes a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep cleansing breath for all involved in this thread...and places unwarranted judgments aside.... and suggests a few others do the same. Just for a moment.
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didja ever eat the glue in school? or was I the only one HUH? Did ya' ask me sumtin, dude???
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As i attend collage
sorry that just made me laugh Hey? Stop hoggin' the glue stick, you bully! 
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Which proves my point. Successfully, at that!
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The world we have created is a product of our thinking, it cannot be changed without changing our thinking. --Albert Einstein BINGO!
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She was a brilliant woman. You are SO right! This one quote...this one beautiful and heartfelt quote means the world to me, and my profession: "Once I knew only darkness and stillness... my life was without past or future... but a little word from the fingers of another fell into my hand that clutched at emptiness, and my heart leaped to the rapture of living." ~ Helen Keller *how powerful the sense of "touch" is*
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good bad I'm the guy with the gun -ash
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Put your drawers on, and take your gun off. ~ The Good, The Bad...and the UGLY flick
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