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Do I look my age??
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I'd say that you look younger than 28.
All guys don't look for younger women. I don't purposely set out to look for older or younger, but the majority of the time I end up dating older chicks. My last gf was 25, but that was really an anomaly. |
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SECRETE RELATIONSHIP
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How would you feel when somebody ask you for secrete relationship or dating? It's not easy to secrete a relationhsip. You need a specially designed endocrine system, with hormonal variables and a purely biochemically-driven, protein-based, dedicated operating system. Actually, in some cases, it's not quite that complicated to secrete a relationship. All that has to happen is you pizz away all your money on her, then when it's all gone she magically makes the relationship go away. |
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NEED a relationship and HAS to be with somebody over 40? Ummmm.....ok....
First step would be to work on your profile a bit more. Then you can start browsing people and start messaging them. It also helps a bunch to join in the forums so that people get to know you. |
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I hate when every time I go to the bank they tell me they wont give me any free samples.
 
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My life is over!
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Recently somebody tried telling me that she saw a grey hair in my mustache.
 It CAN'T be true!  I don't tolerate lying, so I had to bury her in the backyard.....
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Acronyms
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I love acronyms, my user name includes an acronym. Yes, someone else had to explain to me what a 'SpiderComb' was :-) As you left out that necessary 'L.' There is no missing "L", it's just SpiderCMB. What is a Spidercomb? 
I thought a spidercomb was what tarantulas use on bad hair days.
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Gearhead honey, why you so darn cheap?? Ya make tons of money?? Just how many inflatable sheep DO YOU own?? Im guessen that patches must cost a bunch! I'm not sure exactly how many blow-up critters I got, but blowing all those shillings on blow-out patches sure do add up! It doesn't matter how much I make. I'm saving up for an Oompaloompa on a pony and those ain't cheap!
You can ride my pony for a quarter!! Over, and over, again!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that didnt come out right. *giggle* Your pony doesn't have a big steel pole going right through it's middle, does it? |
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'IN YOUR PANT'S'
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if i'm really into someone on the first date, we are having some sex. if that works out, chances are we will have more sex, on more dates. it's fun, and i'm not one bit ashamed of that. :) now, back to regularly scheduled programming. My feelings exactly. Why put it off? Sex is the most fun two adults can have together. It is? Not that sex isn't (usually) pretty good, but there's plenty of other fun things two people can do........ I never said sex was the ONLY fun thing two adults can do. I said it was the MOST fun two adults can have together. I don't know. Blowing stuff up is pretty fun too. |
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AUDACIOUS PICKUP LINES
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I was at the bar one day (several years ago) and leaning against it and talking to some friends. Some guy came up to me and said "I'd love to kiss your left boob" I looked at him and said "what the @#$@%%&^%%#%$ is wrong with the right one" My friend died laughing True story 
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How do you?
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So how do you meet people when your single? I have never really been single before and this is sorta new territory for me. What is the most successful way to meet people when you are looking for a LTR? 1) Step away from the keyboard. 2) Open front door and step outside. 3) Lock door and go on a walk. 4) Did you forget your keys? If yes, deal with that later. We meet people by being out in public places. You mean I have to leave the house?  I thought everybody lived inside of my monitor!  *Goes outside and hops on his bike*
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'IN YOUR PANT'S'
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if i'm really into someone on the first date, we are having some sex. if that works out, chances are we will have more sex, on more dates. it's fun, and i'm not one bit ashamed of that. :) now, back to regularly scheduled programming. My feelings exactly. Why put it off? Sex is the most fun two adults can have together. It is? Not that sex isn't (usually) pretty good, but there's plenty of other fun things two people can do........ |
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@Romeo1975, your pic is too funny, I know that show with Al Bundy, was hysterical back in the day!. Back in the day? It's still funny now!
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 21
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TAKEN, again lol! Hey you two, good morning! :)
OMG I had no idea!
Me either! I thought Justin Bieber was gay!
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anyone
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Anyone? Not too picky, are ya?
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Gearhead honey, why you so darn cheap?? Ya make tons of money?? Just how many inflatable sheep DO YOU own?? Im guessen that patches must cost a bunch! I'm not sure exactly how many blow-up critters I got, but blowing all those shillings on blow-out patches sure do add up! It doesn't matter how much I make. I'm saving up for an Oompaloompa on a pony and those ain't cheap! |
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Aww chit! My cover is blown! *Goes around back and puts on a miniskirt and a Cher wig*
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New customers get free drinks, eh? *Puts on some huge sunglasses, tucks his hair up under his hat and starts talking in an Australian accent*
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Jealousy
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Yep. Jay Leno's garage.......
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GOJO!
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 21
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It's morning?
*Slides under a car and goes back to sleep*
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