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Mon 05/14/12 10:48 PM






I spend half my time wishing it was legal to kill automotive engineers after dealing with the outcome of their incompetency.....


That's why I want to actually do work on semis before I do engineering.

That would probably be a good idea. I swear half the auto engineers never touched a wrench in their lives!


They need to though. It's not just the auto industry though, it's that way in pretty much every thing.


That's true. It would be nice if the people who design remote controls would actually spend more time watching TV. Maybe they'd start laying out the buttons more universally so it doesn't take me 5 minutes to remember how to change the channel every time I go to a different room! frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated


Yeah, My remotes have a button for a light, but GL trying to find the SOB in the dark.


lol. Makes alot of sense there. If you can find the button for the light you don't need the light! Not much unlike my house. My dining room is the first 'major' room you come into when coming through the front door, but the switch for the light is at the opposite end of the room! Then again, sometimes I think the guy who built my house was pretty well drunk the whole time he designed it......

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Mon 05/14/12 10:43 PM

Oh..I have heared and thought that the first experience of kissing girlfriend or boyfriend is a enjoyable and memorable. But i have not been yet it..anybody have it? Please share with me.


It's not always memorable. I can't remember my first time. For that matter, I can't remember the first kiss with my current girlfriend. Then again, I don't remember putting pants on today....... frustrated

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Mon 05/14/12 10:39 PM




I spend half my time wishing it was legal to kill automotive engineers after dealing with the outcome of their incompetency.....


That's why I want to actually do work on semis before I do engineering.

That would probably be a good idea. I swear half the auto engineers never touched a wrench in their lives!


They need to though. It's not just the auto industry though, it's that way in pretty much every thing.


That's true. It would be nice if the people who design remote controls would actually spend more time watching TV. Maybe they'd start laying out the buttons more universally so it doesn't take me 5 minutes to remember how to change the channel every time I go to a different room! frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated

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Mon 05/14/12 10:34 PM
:thumbsup: Looks better than mine. slaphead

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Mon 05/14/12 10:21 PM


I spend half my time wishing it was legal to kill automotive engineers after dealing with the outcome of their incompetency.....


That's why I want to actually do work on semis before I do engineering.

That would probably be a good idea. I swear half the auto engineers never touched a wrench in their lives!

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Mon 05/14/12 10:08 PM



Taken for a ride I think.


If you have to think about it, you just might be doing something wrong. surprised


Like a zipper for my wallet, shorter leash for my doggie and bigger locks on my door?

Not seeing anyone seriously but want to stay in practice.


Forget the zipper. All the cool kids have velcro. You don't need bigger locks. You just need bigger guns! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pitchfork devil

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Mon 05/14/12 09:52 PM
I spend half my time wishing it was legal to kill automotive engineers after dealing with the outcome of their incompetency.....

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Mon 05/14/12 09:44 PM

Taken for a ride I think.


If you have to think about it, you just might be doing something wrong. surprised

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Mon 05/14/12 09:21 PM
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Mon 05/14/12 09:20 PM
Where's the flippin cake?!?!

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Wed 05/02/12 12:56 AM


I'm looking for the chocolate bunny I lost during Easter.


Haha A - got your bunny - it ate all my carrots so now it's dead!




surprised shocked slaphead tears noway

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Mon 04/30/12 03:23 PM
For using the sandpaper as lube.

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Mon 04/30/12 03:19 PM

For having a wood stick in her hand and dressing funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!



laugh laugh laugh


For thinking that it's a bad thing for a chick to have wood in her hand......

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Mon 04/30/12 02:08 PM

can you really date a naughty single?


Ummmmmmmm.......... YES!!!!!

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Mon 04/30/12 12:34 PM
Hey Luv2roknrollerderby,

I just bought a Dodge Dakota, but it only has a 4 cylinder in it. Do you think I should drop a Ford 302 that I have laying around in it, or would all my Chevys still laugh at it?

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Mon 04/30/12 12:27 PM
Go riding or play with my latest truck or pitchfork . Hmmmm... Maybe all three!

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Mon 04/30/12 12:23 PM


Cake! drool drool drool drool



Run! I think he's about to eat us all.


Only those who have cake and wont share! pitchfork

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Sun 04/29/12 01:53 PM

I love playing Wetopia, since I am raising money for charity playing it, and its free :thumbsup:

that is unless your like me, and want to build faster, and you start spending REAL money.shocked

No its not alot,,,,,about $3.00 so far, but just think of all of the people that they get $3.00 or more fromsurprised

Its no wonder we actually DO make a difference playing.:wink:

Whoever thought of Wetopia,

my hat is off to you, and your wonderful, money making, cause!!:thumbsup: flowerforyou

Rock on!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


I checked out Wetopia and felt really ripped off. That name is really misleading! It had absolutely nothing to do with orgies, inflatable sheep or even porn! grumble

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Sat 04/28/12 09:34 PM
I got a good story about a case of beer, a sheep and a bottle of Viagara. Oh, wait, nevermind.......

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Sat 04/28/12 09:18 PM
Cake! drool drool drool drool