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Sat 07/14/12 12:16 PM


Shiny stuff.
Jewelery?


Not necessarily. A piece of aluminum foil or even flushing bottle caps down the toilet is just fine.

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Sat 07/14/12 12:09 PM

Were the men at?????happy


All waiting in line for a lap dance.

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Wed 07/11/12 11:17 PM
Shiny stuff.

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Wed 07/11/12 10:53 AM




I'm going to be buying a new laptop. If you want my HP 2000, you can have it.

I'm keeping the RAM though, so you'll have to buy RAM for it, but everything else is good on it. It has a DVD burner and Windows 7 Premium.

Let me know if you want it, and I'll let you know when I get a new laptop.

I want to get the new Samsung Series 8. I have an RV511 now, and it's still pretty awesome.
YES, YES, YES, I WANT IT, PICK ME, PICK ME!!!surprised :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

My computer is a 7 year old Dell.frustrated




HEY NOW! explode What's wrong with a 7 y/o Dell? noway I have an 11 y/o Dell laptop and I'm still using it as my primary machine! surprised I will admit though, that 2 years ago I did replace most of it's innards......


Weak! I'm still using a 30 year old Commodore 64! I just don't understand why I can't find a copy of Skyrim for it.


I have the same problem with my VIC20 and my TRS-80 Model 100. frustrated

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Wed 07/11/12 10:51 AM

Depending upon which components you replaced, it may not be considered the same machine anymore.


Let's see...... used MB, used DVD rom, used keyboard, new battery, new power supply, new RAM and a new HD come to mind off hand. Ok, well, the case and display are still the 'same' machine, but it's still mostly an 11 y/o mutt. laugh

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Wed 07/11/12 01:49 AM


It costs a Grand to get in here? Kind of a steep cover charge. Put it on Krupa's tab lol.
I would,

but Krupas tab has already been maxed out, and not paid...

TWICE.


In that case, this should cover it. I've been saving a bundle with all those free drinks.......

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Wed 07/11/12 01:28 AM


My wife doesnt think I can pull hot females.

Maybe she meant hot tamales and you
should be at Taco Bell.



Maybe she actually meant something closer to........

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Wed 07/11/12 01:01 AM


I'm going to be buying a new laptop. If you want my HP 2000, you can have it.

I'm keeping the RAM though, so you'll have to buy RAM for it, but everything else is good on it. It has a DVD burner and Windows 7 Premium.

Let me know if you want it, and I'll let you know when I get a new laptop.

I want to get the new Samsung Series 8. I have an RV511 now, and it's still pretty awesome.
YES, YES, YES, I WANT IT, PICK ME, PICK ME!!!surprised :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

My computer is a 7 year old Dell.frustrated




HEY NOW! explode What's wrong with a 7 y/o Dell? noway I have an 11 y/o Dell laptop and I'm still using it as my primary machine! surprised I will admit though, that 2 years ago I did replace most of it's innards......

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Fri 06/15/12 11:01 AM
I'm thinking I know why at least one person is single. I was just on 'the other dating site' browsing profiles and came across one where she went out of the way to mention that people should use spell check. I NICELY pointed out that she had several spelling errors on her profile (keep in mind that under profession she has 'education' listed). She sent a message back saying that she didn't make any mistakes (as I saw her fixing them). I was going to reply that it looks better now and I find out that she blocked me! shocked What a biotch! After being on dating sites for over 5 years my first block is from THAT! frustrated Go figure....... laugh

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Fri 06/15/12 10:07 AM
1-800-SHOE-MAN

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Fri 06/15/12 10:06 AM

Shipping by UPS or Fed Ex?


UPS. And make sure it's Next-day Air. Right now I have to resort to using aluminum foil and it makes everything look Picassoesque.

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Fri 06/15/12 10:01 AM
1-800-PORN-HUB

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Fri 06/15/12 09:59 AM


Shoe-mirror inventor.


rofl :laughing: My best customer. :laughing: rofl


BTW, this week I'll need 10 more sets. People keep stomping on them!

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Fri 06/15/12 09:58 AM

1-800-Red-Tube


shocked How'd you guess?!?!

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Fri 06/15/12 09:56 AM
Shoe-mirror inventor.

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Fri 06/15/12 09:54 AM
1-800-GOT-PORN

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Fri 06/15/12 09:53 AM
Yes. Quite a few. Also several that turned into relationships.

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Fri 06/15/12 09:51 AM
Walk up and say to both of them "I just got back from the clinic and the tests were positive.". Then walk away and block her number.....

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Thu 06/14/12 11:54 PM


I need a serious relationship but I don't really know how to do that but it has to be women above the age 40..hope to have some comments
lie to em n lay it on thick


So THAT'S why I'm single again. I don't lie! frustrated frustrated frustrated

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Thu 06/14/12 10:44 AM
She deactivated. Guess it sounded like too much work for her......

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