ujGearhead


ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 07/17/12 12:15 PM Topic: Chicks Dig Jerks
What is the "feminine ideal of saneness?" And what's your own? If guys knew all their ideals (realistic or not) there probably wouldn't be as many dating sites. As far as my own goes...... puts his spaghetti strainer hat back on it involves knowing that Elvis can only be at one gas station at a time.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 07/17/12 12:06 PM Topic: Chicks Dig Jerks
Seems like all the jerks took the cool chicks first, which leaves me with all the crazy ones. They're ALL crazy! Some just hide it better than others.... Quickly runs out of the room while avoiding female propelled projectiles You could probably say that about many men as well. MOST guys aren't crazy. We just reject the feminine ideal of saneness and substitute our own.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 07/17/12 12:01 PM Topic: Chicks Dig Jerks
Seems like all the jerks took the cool chicks first, which leaves me with all the crazy ones. They're ALL crazy! Some just hide it better than others.... Quickly runs out of the room while avoiding female propelled projectiles

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 07/17/12 11:57 AM Topic: ratings
It's not just about the looks of a girl but also what they write about them self. one can not just judge a book by the cover. Sorry I should have clarified. I meant just when they wanted an opinion of their looks. Not their entire profile. I wonder about anybody who wants rated on their looks in the first place. As far as I'm concerned, somebody who asks that has some sort of mental issues going on and I don't want any part of them!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 07/17/12 11:52 AM Topic: Does Anybody Find Me Attractive?
Trust me young Paduwan....a picture don't do it for the ladies....the more you talk and let them know what you think, believe and love...the more they will have to wring out thier panties. They don't? Huh! I'm constantly getting tons of chicks from Ghana and Nigeria who want to marry me right off the bat. They obviously don't read my profile or follow me in the forums, so it MUST be from only looking at my pics.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 07/17/12 11:44 AM Topic: guys vs girls - part 54
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ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/16/12 04:44 PM Topic: First thing you think of - part 34
Licking

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/16/12 07:17 AM Topic: What did you do today?
Let's see..... Went to sleep around 8am. Woke up around 4pm and answered the phone. Ate. Replied to some texts. Ate. FB'd. Ate. Checked Email. Ate. FB'd some more. Put clothes on. Ate. Back to FB. Ate. My latest squeeze came over and hung out in the garage with me while I did some A/C work on a Ford and then some bodywork on a VW. Ate while watching some TV with the GF. Now she left, so eating some more while Mingling. Busy day! so my question is why did she leave? Lol Only cause she has to do something EARLY in the morning. hmmm she should take care of u first! Lol Who said that she doesn't. Remember though, most of the time I'm just going to sleep when most people are getting ready to wake up.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/16/12 07:09 AM Topic: What captures men's hearts?
She swallows! Spit. Swallow. Once you've reached that point it don't make much of a difference to me what you do with it. I think I heard someone else say the very same thing Gearhead!!!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/16/12 01:18 AM Topic: What did you do today?
Let's see..... Went to sleep around 8am. Woke up around 4pm and answered the phone. Ate. Replied to some texts. Ate. FB'd. Ate. Checked Email. Ate. FB'd some more. Put clothes on. Ate. Back to FB. Ate. My latest squeeze came over and hung out in the garage with me while I did some A/C work on a Ford and then some bodywork on a VW. Ate while watching some TV with the GF. Now she left, so eating some more while Mingling. Busy day! so my question is why did she leave? Lol Only cause she has to do something EARLY in the morning.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/16/12 01:03 AM Topic: What r u thinking about right now?? - part 36
Thinking...WTF happened here while I was gone??? MAC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya gorgeous lady!!! What's going on? Nuttin honey.....Samie, samie ....Glad your back though, how's your world????? Kind of busy. I think there is an evil plot at work to kill off all the trainers!!!! Hang in and tell the newbies to write stuff on the palm of their hand... I always write stuff on my hand! I call it my redneck PalmPilot. LOL. dork!! How can you see it anyway, you have pie in your hand! I DO have 3 hands ya know. Geeeeesh.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/16/12 12:44 AM Topic: What did you do today?
Let's see..... Went to sleep around 8am. Woke up around 4pm and answered the phone. Ate. Replied to some texts. Ate. FB'd. Ate. Checked Email. Ate. FB'd some more. Put clothes on. Ate. Back to FB. Ate. My latest squeeze came over and hung out in the garage with me while I did some A/C work on a Ford and then some bodywork on a VW. Ate while watching some TV with the GF. Now she left, so eating some more while Mingling. Busy day!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/16/12 12:34 AM Topic: no friends at all. Y??
i dont like putting too many photos of me. but i think im a nice guy. ;) My cat thinks I'm a nice guy when I feed him. But, lately he also thinks that my carpet is his litter box.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/16/12 12:31 AM Topic: 10 things men know about women
They don't ALL have boobs. Just sayin'. So, now looking like we know more about Bigfoot than we do women.....

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/16/12 12:09 AM Topic: What captures men's hearts?
She swallows! Spit. Swallow. Once you've reached that point it don't make much of a difference to me what you do with it.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/16/12 12:05 AM Topic: SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 21
I'm starting to think I'm gonna need a bigger back yard. You really need to stop murdering all your lovers. I don't do it by choice, but once they know the secret location of the batcave, well, you know how that goes......

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 07/14/12 03:24 PM Topic: SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 21
Ive been single again for like 3 weeks!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the agony!!! And I've been UNsingle 'again' for like 3 weeks! Damn, you go through biotches like underware, dont you? It sure is seeming like that the last 4 months! I'm starting to think I'm gonna need a bigger back yard.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 07/14/12 03:11 PM Topic: What r u thinking about right now?? - part 36
Thinking...WTF happened here while I was gone??? MAC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya gorgeous lady!!! What's going on? Nuttin honey.....Samie, samie ....Glad your back though, how's your world????? Kind of busy. I think there is an evil plot at work to kill off all the trainers!!!! Hang in and tell the newbies to write stuff on the palm of their hand... I always write stuff on my hand! I call it my redneck PalmPilot.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 07/14/12 03:08 PM Topic: SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 21
Ive been single again for like 3 weeks!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the agony!!! And I've been UNsingle 'again' for like 3 weeks!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 07/14/12 03:03 PM Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! - part 2
How do you get azz dimples??? Online with Christina.........ty for the call.... On the Craigslist. Just post an add saying something like, "Am looking for someone with azz dimples. New or used, in good condition only please". Then list a contact number or an email where you can be reached. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ I thought it was from sitting on golf balls?

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