Really? No one?

I'll just crawl back under my rock then.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I want to be like Jeff! But I'm probably more like Abed.

Either way, that show rocks.

OK I don't particularly dislike Obama, but that's funny. So whoever put that together, well done. You missed the classic opener when he's trying to figure out how to answer a question: "Look..."

I'm doing the best I can.

Try this:

http://whatthe****hasobamadonesofar.com/

It's not easy to explain in a few words, but if you're the sort of person whose attention span lasts longer, you'll do fine.

(replace the asterisks with a bad word starting with F and rhyming with duck)

OH GOD SO ALONE!


It's a group write. Every person challenges himself to write 50,000 words, from scratch in 30 days. You either do it or you don't.

Well, I think they're of no importance at all. Whenever I see one on a site, all I can think of is the late 90s, and all those "under construction" banners.

Also, I'd be a bit concerned about anyone who feels that their contributions can be valued according to how popular they are. Surely most people grow out of that after high school, no?

If popularity is a sign of worth, then Twilight is high literature and Jersey Shore is good programming.

You understand the problem, right?

Write 50,000 words in a month, with the specific provision that it doesn't have to be "good".

Who's with me? Don't make me do this on my own. I feel bad enough as it is.

It's so lonely in here. So... cold.

Here's my page: http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/556637

Add me as a friend.

Yes, you're two days behind schedule already, but trust me it won't make a lick of difference. Just decide to start writing and do it.

I'm so old school I don't even play on Battle Net. Single-player only.
Yeah. I loved the original Diablo too.

AAAHHH FRESH MEAT!

Why not? The world needs dreamers. Just make sure you have a more sensible person with you so you don't walk into poles.

Well, if only Obama managed to repair eight year's of Bush damage in two years, none of this would have happened!

Shame on you, Obama! I hope you take this slap in the face to heart and get in the time machine that we all know you're hiding under the White House to make this happen.

Thanks.



You had your chance!

They haven't managed to demonstrate the string theory is true yet. It's a whole bunch of conjecture that, if they can just nail it together, could explain a lot.

We may have come a long way in 160,000 years, but we haven't changed the speed of light. And we probably never will. And even if we could, we couldn't travel at those speeds in a spaceship.

The only way we are ever going to see life on other planets, if it exists, is when we are prepared to send enough people in a spaceship to breed many, many generations during the flight.

(In other news, that leprechaun video made me LOL, so thanks for that.)

Lots of my friends take mushrooms. I had assumed that they were more or less harmless until I started reading this guy's posts. Is that what they do to your mind, or was he an idiot before he started taking drugs?

The lying Obama stuff is worthless without sources. Without sources, you're just some crazy person screaming gibberish.

Oh lord. Am I too old? Is that the problem here? I remember people telling this joke about Clinton. And Jeffrey Archer. It's just not funny!

Same complaint as above: http://tinyurl.com/27zlls4

Check it one time, whitey.

I doubt it.

Meaning is irrelevant without something to discuss what that meaning is. Animals and plants don't worry too much about meaning and they seem to do all right.

Meaning is an abstract concept which is only conferred by you. You can have anything mean anything. Or you can choose to have things mean what everyone else seems to have agreed on, even if it is arbitrary. Why not? It makes life easier.

But it's not "real" in the sense that rocks are real.

Good luck.

How come right wing conservatives have no sense of humour? That's about the least original, least funny and least imaginative thing you could have said.

Don't believe me? Observe the sheer monumental size of your fail - http://tinyurl.com/2apkr4d

Now try again. Mock Obama. Do it properly.

I have the opposite problem. Everyone else is really awkward around me.

Good luck getting voted in on a non-democratic ticket.

I felt the same way when I found this place.

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