when he supposedly comes back, do you really think he wants to see another cross?

Bet I woulda got loads of replies in religion chat...lol

I imagine he'd probably call everyone with a cross on them a sick f***.

And yeah, there would be more replies in the Gen. Religion forum, but there would be more b****ing too..

If Jesus did come back, there'd be a whole lotta televagelists having involuntary bowel movements, that's for sure.

In my Sunday School classes we called the thing "Jesus on a stick" behind the teacher's back.

I can see a small cartoon book, entitled "101 uses for a crucifix." Anybody here knows how to draw? I am serious. We could make a coproduction. Everybody thinks of the scene in the "eXORCIST", but with just a little brain-storming I am sure there are more than a thousand ways to make sick jokes of it.

Sounds like a new Jeff Dunham puppet..

SILENCE!!!!!..................lol

Truly.

Although the mere notion that he would actually "come back" is extremely complex. If he did "come back" wouldn't that potentially mean that the nasty God of the Old Testament were real, and he truly was appeased by having Jesus nailed to the pole?

He supposedly couldn't forgive sins until this was done for some reason.

I've often thought about this. If one day I walked outside and saw Jesus descending from the sky on a cloud, my very first thought would be the aliens have been monitoring the beliefs of Humans and have decided to use this illusion as a means to approach them.

The idea that it would actually be Jesus would be the very last thing I would actually suspect.

The other thing too, if I saw this event happening I wouldn't suddenly drop to my knees in fear and start worshiping him. On the contrary I would just wait until he "landed" and just walk up to him as and ask, "So how's it going?"

Seriously. After all, from all I've heard he's supposed to be a loving forgiving and nice guy. Why should he exhibit hateful or mean behavior toward me. I wasn't the one who nailed him to the pole. In fact, I refuse to even condone that act by accepting that it was done on my behalf.

On the contrary I totally refuse to condone it, or accept it on my behalf. Jesus should be PROUD of me!

I refuse to have anything at all to do with his crucifixion, I don't condone it, I don't accept it, and had I been alive when it happened I wouldn't have approved of it or participated in it.

In fact, had I known Jesus at the time I would have ask him to heed his own teachings and not to publicly "judge" the Scribes and Pharisees to be hypocrites. Had he not done that they might have never incited the mob to have him crucified.

I also would have tried to talk him out of throwing temper tantrums in temples. If he's going to teach people to "Turn the Other Cheek" he should practice what he preaches.

That's my view on that.

So I take no responsibility whatsoever for Jesus' problems. As far as I can see he brought them all on himself by refusing to practice what he preached.

I wanna go back in time and blow up Jesus w/ a handgrenade. That way, instead of crosses, people would wear little pinnapples. Instead of a dead guy on a stick, they'd have a splatter pattern.
And the church wouldn't have had to keep whitening up their saviour throughout history.

Jesus won't come back as a person, and if he did, he wouldn't show himself to us. He was the humble teacher that lives within all of us. According to John Allegro's "The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross," the word "Christ" literally translates to "anointed." Similarly, "anointed" translates to "Christed." To become anointed, one needs to contact one's soul to remove "fear of death." One way I know how to do this is through the use of psilocybin mushrooms, which are federally illegal proving that we live in a Luciferian/satanic society, for they connect you to the creator, which is your consciousness. We are all one, for we are all connected to the same network of consciousness. Any tools that could remove our fears have become felonies to possess. My simple solution to our problematic world is to have the masses ingest a "Terrence McKenna" heroic dose of psilocybin mushrooms. It is the answer... I promise you... This is one of the many secrets taught by King Solomon to his Knights Templars.

Also, Jesus would never come back as a person, for he never was a person. Jesus was an enlightening experience gained through the use of psychedelic(ie psilocybin) mushrooms. The apostles personified him to protect the true identity of Jesus, which is federally illegal by the way... I wonder why a person would be charged with a felony for growing mushrooms in which their fungus makes up 25% of the Earth's crust. Check out this video by Terrence McKenna. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAsMcqE2Tkk

I'm I'm sorry...did someone order up some crazy?

I'm I'm sorry...did I just get ridiculed for no good reason? Are you only talented at name-calling?--Or... Can you provide me hard research to prove me wrong? That's what I thought...

Firstly, you're in an atheist/Agnostic forum, you expected different? Secondly, you know all this how? You are the one who should be providing hard research, after all prove that your person in the sky exist and don't use those hearsay fables either...seems to me that if a god truly exist, there would have been some sort of sign after all these centuries. Oh, I forgot. Jesus showed himself in the form of a potato didn't he.

Yeah, what he said.

Firstly, I wouldn't be agnostic if I thought I could prove that God was real. I'll let the mushrooms handle that... Here is probably some decent-enough video evidence/proof for you NEWS watchers out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT-M5Iu5FpY

Just keep in mind... I never get myself into an argument that I can't win. There is some scientific proof for you.

LOL............if there was substantial proof beyond a doubt, don't you think it would be big news and not hidden in a utube archive? Hint: you can't win this or for that matter lose it. And letting a utube video prove your point is inane.

Not inane. Insane. Thinking one can't lose an argument is, I believe, a recognized sign of insanity, is it not? Of course thinking hallucinations are proof of God would also be considered proof of insanity too, don't you think?