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You're the cat's meow!
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Dumber than a box of rocks. She/He's a sandwich short of a picnic. Faneffintastic! Best thing since buttons on a shirt -or- sliced bread. Swingin' hard, but cant ring the bell. You: "Y'know what?" Me: "Chicken's butt, that's what." -or- "Nope, but I know his brother Hugh (who)." Ok, I'll stop. 
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Compromising your principles
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Compromising your principles
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Absolutely not.
I already have the T-shirt! It no longer fits.
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KIller Gummi Bear!
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OMG! All the gummi worms are screaming and the skittles have skeedaddled. <grabs her jelly beans and exits the building at a run> |
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Can you keep a secret?
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Confidences, sure. Secrets? No, thank you. I just, plain, out-and-out DONT wanna know!!! |
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some words can hurt so deep
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People will not remember what you did, or what you said, later ... they will only remember how you made them feel. History cannot be re-written. |
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I dated a man last summer who was my age ... but he was used to dating girls 15 - 20 years his junior. Needless to say, I dont need a daddy ... it didnt work out. It's up to you both. If it seems to work then dont hesitate. Love is too rare a thing to put a number on it! Good luck! |
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LOL 
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C'mere Spaceman you sexy thing, you ... I'll call your 'MAN' and raise you a hot-blooded 'WOMAN'
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Anyone know who 'hum' is?
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Hum is what is perceived as a persistent low-frequency sound, often described as being comparable to that of a distant diesel engine idling. Most often perceived by men rather than women.
Figure THAT one out ... |
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I can do the lipstick trick from 16 Candles... Looks up "lipstick trick" on (sucky) Youtube... |
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they're wonderful for opening the car door when you've locked your keys inside... bend them into a squarish frame and slide some pantyhose over and it's a suitable fishing net... my grandma used them to wrap her knitting yarm around to keep it tangle free... There's another idea! Pantyhose! haha ... makes me think of the leg-shaped 'filter' sitcking out of the basement ceiling where the dryer is vented. Spooky thing when ya gotta get up to pee at OhGod o'clock!!! |
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I remember now, I can instantly stop the hickups.
Now THAT'S something many people would love to be able to do! Hiccups hurt! 
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See what Topsy did for me!
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I don't know why Patsfan had to back out of the thread like that. She is a dear friend to me and what she did was very nice. Thanks again Topsy! 
He's hiding from the camera. Afraid of what Topsy might do to one of HIS photos!! I think he'd look good in a tutu, Topsy. 
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I'm having some serious issues myself, but this place makes for a good diversion....it also helps that I'm with the best gf I ever had....
Congrats Lex ... !!!! I've always known that Life was a ***** - but the last ten years has only proved to me that she HATES me!! 
You can either deal - One Day At A Time also works for me - or let it crush you. Every day that I am able to lie (alone *sigh*) in my own bed, in my own house, without having to molly coddle someone else's bad temper or wipe their insecure a$$ for them and without any new bruises (barring those of the ego or heart), I call a Good Day. Smile!! It does wonders for your outlook. Invariably, someone will return it to you ... most often, LOTS of someones.
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I can tie a cherry stem into a knot inside my mouth. Can turn my tongue upside down ... hmmm Was gonna add another, but it also has to do with oral dexterity ... must re-think this a bit!
 
Oh gawd! <rolls eyes> 
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Finding emotionally unavailable men in a crowded room (or the www, for that matter) ... I'm virtually unmatched in this regard! 
Oh, and I do the monkey toes thing as well *high 5's OP* HAHA!! Monkey Toes! I love it!!
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I can tie a cherry stem into a knot inside my mouth. Can turn my tongue upside down ... hmmm Was gonna add another, but it also has to do with oral dexterity ... must re-think this a bit!
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heehee We know 
... but this time, you should keep your pants UP!
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Do you have one? I pick up things from the floor with my toes - a skill I developed through years of carrying a baby on one hip and a basket of laundry or ___________[fill in the blank] on the other. |
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