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Do you have one? I pick up things from the floor with my toes - a skill I developed through years of carrying a baby on one hip and a basket of laundry or ___________[fill in the blank] on the other. |
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I can start a riot.
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I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue .... since i'm not a lesbian it goes unappreciated .
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I can start a riot. |
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I can piss people off instantly
Do you have one? I pick up things from the floor with my toes - a skill I developed through years of carrying a baby on one hip and a basket of laundry or ___________[fill in the blank] on the other. |
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The talent to speak when no ones listening.
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heehee We know ... but this time, you should keep your pants UP! |
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I can put a beer between my...uhm, do a back bend and drink it without spilling a drop...
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My musical skills are unappreciated
The fact that I'm not a multi-millionaire rock star is a constant thorn in my side |
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Edited by
brandynicole
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Mon 06/23/08 04:46 PM
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I can put a beer between my...uhm, do a back bend and drink it without spilling a drop... I'm sure in certain company this talent would be very much appreciated . |
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Finding emotionally unavailable men in a crowded room (or the www, for that matter) ... I'm virtually unmatched in this regard!
Oh, and I do the monkey toes thing as well *high 5's OP* |
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I can put a beer between my...uhm, do a back bend and drink it without spilling a drop... I'd pay to see that |
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O I bet there are people that'd appreciate that
I can put a beer between my...uhm, do a back bend and drink it without spilling a drop... |
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I can tie a cherry stem into a knot inside my mouth. Can turn my tongue upside down ... hmmm Was gonna add another, but it also has to do with oral dexterity ... must re-think this a bit! |
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I can tie a cherry stem into a knot inside my mouth. Can turn my tongue upside down ... hmmm Was gonna add another, but it also has to do with oral dexterity ... must re-think this a bit! *can hear every red-blooded male on the site screaming at their monitors ... SAY IT! SAY IT, Bexter! * |
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I can tie a cherry stem into a knot inside my mouth. Can turn my tongue upside down ... hmmm Was gonna add another, but it also has to do with oral dexterity ... must re-think this a bit! |
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My memory is scary to some(in a good way).
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The talent to speak when no ones listening. JK...love your spunk sweet ((Rush)) |
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Finding emotionally unavailable men in a crowded room (or the www, for that matter) ... I'm virtually unmatched in this regard! Oh, and I do the monkey toes thing as well *high 5's OP* HAHA!! Monkey Toes! I love it!! |
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I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue .... since i'm not a lesbian it goes unappreciated . A man could appreciate this talent, too, you know!!! |
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