sea horses rule
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Hey...I wear pink thong panties
My wife found a pair in my truck seat. Only thing I could think of was to say They were mine! |
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say it again!
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again and again !
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Speaking of Broke back Mountian...did you know there is actually a gay rodeo, and the guys riding the rough stock wear pink chaps!
I don't understand why they feel they have to prevert everything? I might be good for a laugh to go watch one. but I would be scared if I ever dropped my truck keys I would have to walk home!...LOL! |
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Confessions
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I confess me an sherry will share blanket an keep all the guys out No wonder I can't get a date! I confess I am going to start supporting NASA...hopefully we can find another inhabited planet where the women still like men |
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yeah.....go look at womens underwear sometimes at Wal-mart. They got BROWN underwear...GUYS DONT!! AND WE ARE THE ONES WHO REALLY NEED THEM!!!!! I feel so oppressed ooops..off tangent. Back to the topic...Andy's fat @ss wedged into spandex shorts to show the hugeness of his package while chicks ride around in brown underwear on bikes without ball buster bars. I vote yes. Now here is a man who thinks outside of the box! I always wondered about the ads...You can go swimming, water sking, mountian climbing, horse back riding,....so I went out and bought a box of Tampons...none of the promised things happened,,,the only thing I got was constipated |
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Edited by
2sparrows
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Sun 06/27/10 03:33 PM
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Hey AndyBgood
Concerning you new bike; Heads up... I don't know about the laws where you live. But here it is against the law To peddle your A$$ on the street |
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Topic:
Confessions
Edited by
2sparrows
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Sun 06/27/10 03:27 PM
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I confess that im still upset at sneaks for stealing my blanket!! Get back here with my blankey!! I confess I am jealous... It's pickin a 100 degrees here and ya yall are fight'n over a blanket? |
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Topic:
Confessions
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I confess I don't know how to pull weeds from my carrots, without pulling out the carrots too. use a hoe |
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That went down hill quick!
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Hourglass
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The profiles that state "Not into games"! Makes one think they might be a game player but can't stand to be played upon. Are you playing games with my mind...that made me dizzy... |
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I thought you looked familar; are you one of the gals from Hee Haw?
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So I went and bought me a bicycle! I finally got one after a week of shopping! I know I wanted a Cruiser. I also wanted a Schwinn. So I hopped from store to store looking. This is not the actual bike but it is what I bought. I got a Schwinn Riverside 7 speed Cruiser! For $208 at K-Mart I swung a real deal on this bike. It was hard to find becasue everywhere I looked was sold out or they wanted almost $300 for it. It is not like the lower end bikes Schwinn makes like the Southport. The Lakeshore is Gray and has the Schwinn "Eagle" chain guard. I was hoping for a Red schwinn but after searching I just could not hold out. Cream on black. God this bike is just too sexy! Tomorrow I am gonna get my cruise on at the beach bike trail here! Note the appointments on it like the grips and seat. This bike is patterned on a classic Strand Cruiser 5. My test ride was SMOOTH! The beach ride should be better! So what do you two wheel on (NOT GAS POWERED!)? Cool bike Andy! ..looks like you got the right seat for your a$$..LOL |
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Celtic_Bar_Maid
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Topic:
Confessions
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What do you mean you don't want to know? Why are you reading the CONFESSION LINE???
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Topic:
Confessions
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I confess since it is hot and dark; I fed my horses in my underware
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Zero, I do much better in real life, I would of thought it the other way around. I know it sounds like bragging but it is not meant that way....I am routinely hit on by women 25 to 31 (four this year) in real life. I go out with them and are friends but tell them they are to young for a serious relationship. So I go online to find someone closer to my own age and I can't even get anyone to look at me...I am truly puzzled. Except the Philippines sites, A guy could get trampled to death! P.S. I am open to suggestions and comments as to why this is not working for me. Online permits no one 'instant gratification.' Approach it the same way you would in real life and typically you will find someone, but then again...it took me a ****ing year before I even got a date out of this site. Thanks, good advice....I don't give a crap in real life, but here I am trying....I can see that could be a problem...lol! |
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Edited by
2sparrows
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Sat 06/26/10 11:06 PM
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Zero, I do much better in real life, I would of thought it the other way around. I know it sounds like bragging but it is not meant that way....I am routinely hit on by women 25 to 31 (four this year) in real life. I go out with them and are friends but tell them they are to young for a serious relationship. So I go online to find someone closer to my own age and I can't even get anyone to look at me...I am truly puzzled. Except the Philippines sites, A guy could get trampled to death!
P.S. I am open to suggestions and comments as to why this is not working for me. |
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