Once ate a peach, pit and all. The pit was to big to pass. went to the hospital emergency room to have it removed. Now before he eats any thing he checks the size to see if will pass by inserting it into his rectum first.
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cereal killer loose!
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seven is lucky
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Didn't you promise not to ever mention that?
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Edited by
2sparrows
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grostad's business card:
Horse Breeder: Have Stool, Will Travel Sheep and goats also serviced (all chickens must be declawed) |
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day turned shitee
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Wouldn't my *** hurt the next day?
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third turd today
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you'd think I'd remember that; wouldn't you?
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bronc peeler
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first's on second
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Wouldn't you agree it is better than a drug laced enemia?
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you are who?
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dirtymasterbatingshitethrowningchimp
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You are off your medication aren't you?
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Are you hearing voices in your head again?
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"Free to Good Home"
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Topic:
Sex and Religion
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So basically your saying that unless you get f***ed by god you never have a life. Well, he's been effing me over for years, so I must be good. Only if your definition of "f***ing" is the same as making "love" As anyone knows who has had sex; they are totally different things. And before somebody jumps on the next one...no God does not rape people, the act is mutually consented to. people these days don't know the difference between having sex and making love. Prostitutes know the difference....ironic isn't it? The differance is about $100 ... in my town!! To be honest...I think Love is way more expensive You get what you pay for...sometimes ... sometimes you get screwed. (pun intended) |
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Edited by
2sparrows
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@CowboyGH The lie was Abraham decieved the king into thinking Sarah was not married.But funches will not see that,he will play word games with it instead of seeing a wrong was done by Abraham, and not by the king, who payed the price. Wow, that could be a analogy for...never mind. Have fun with funches! 2sparrow...I asked you for an example of "Free Will" pertaining to disobedience of God without consequences ...but your example is about someone who supposedly lied to someone else ...this is not disobedience against God...Abraham did everything that God asked him to do .... you gave a bad example....you won't be able to find anything in the bible where someone used their "Free Will" to disobey God and didn't or wouldn't face retribution Peter when he denied Christ three times Look it up and play with that for awhile, when you're done let me know and I'll send another. 2sparrow....are you trying to turn the debate into Jesus is God ...I can stop that with one simple question No if Jesus prayed to the father...then who did the father pray to...if your answer is no one...then the father is God ...not Jesus so can you come up with another example Yes, after you address this one. |
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Edited by
2sparrows
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A EPA inspector turned down the concrete used to plug the well pipe for future, ordered it removed and sea water pumped in it's place resulting in the explosion that ruptured the pipe.
Has anyone else heard this? |
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