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Wed 01/16/08 01:53 PM
I have the dvds of arrested development
FUNNIEST SHOW EVER better than seinfeld

but embarassing hmmmm...
well when i was a kid i used 2 like the ninja turtles cartoon and the original power rangers show

boy thinking of those old kids shows makes me fell anctient at 18 i mean WOW "when i was kiddo we used 2 watch power rangers EHHHH (heart attack)"

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Tue 01/15/08 12:22 PM
Pixies- Wave Of Mutilation


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Mon 01/14/08 12:31 PM
I like Tiger Army

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Mon 01/14/08 07:02 AM
this ones by andrew dice clay


old mrs hubbard went to her cupboard
To fetch her dog a bone
And when she bent over
Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own

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Mon 01/14/08 06:59 AM
some parts of this poem appeared in some haikus i posted but its much bigger here

Ever notice that braggarts and people who hate themselves are the biggest narcissists?
Thats just a statement to chew on before your teeth buckle under all that sugar
Blackened teeth
Running and swirling and gnashing in a snowstorm
Ashes in the wind grin
A steaming scream erupts hot form a volcanic throat and grows cold after it doesnt find a receiving ear
Now blink and remember that my teeth are an underworked whhite color of sheep
And realize those visions were nothing
Overactive imagining is wasted when done by someone sitting on a dirty couch in piss stained underpants
I try very hard to make each wish stick like fat to a frying pan which is difficult without fire
Voices in the room low and whispering as if being watched by unseen helicopters hovering silently outside
Eye in the sky indeed my television is the only person who understands me
"are you trying to say there are worlds beyond this one?"
"no no of course not, everyone knows the shores of california lead to oblivion"
Click
The psychobabble freezes mid sentense and dissappears in an electric circle
I wish I knew how to keep the thoughts which I want to keep
And kill the one which plagues me awake and asleep
This thought
Which devours my dreams
ANd snickers at my schemes
This thought
WHich has grown like a cancer
Enveloping my brain
A slave to a single thought bound by chain
This thought which I peal away at like the layers of an onion
Looking for a center
But when I get there the middle will be empty except for the smell
I want the onion to be pieced back together into a frankenstein rose
Wonderful yet useless except for the occasional bloodletting and a good laugh
At the center of each ideal cooked by an idealistic chef is a retarded flower
I dont want to remember each moment and each blink and each tapping of fingers like it was yesterday
Im not an elephant for dogs sake
So sit me down for a long talk and tell me ive got to FOCUS see how much good it does both of us
I dont want to focus
I wanna hop into a car which puffs smoke out its metal backside like a huge ciggarette with diarrhea
I wanna relive the cliche and drive until we hit oblivion
"WE?"
Oh yes I forgot
Youre not going with me, thats right youre too busy forgetting everything youve ever dreamed
I still remember each moment of each night when i sat with the radio palying Russian classical music
I hadnt given up on fine tuning my art of coercion through words
Tchaikovskys music knows how to travel over hills and tundras and wastelands of ccoldheaded pacifists
I wis I could I wish I could I wish I could
Im a regular locomotive making reference to things only I understand
"So I hear youre gonna head north and live in your own shadow?"
North north north Im sick of north and im sick of south
People want to go north but when they get there they decide to migrate south despite their lack of wings
Am I making no sense?
Well then here it is
"The west is a state where you grind to green dust on wheels and the east is a useless state of mind"

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Fri 01/11/08 10:12 AM
jesus was chuck norris' stunt double, because the nails wouldnt go through chucks' skin

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Thu 01/10/08 10:30 AM


a few millenium ago it would have been easier but again those people probably practiced a far less "refined" form of wicca, the phrase wicca is fairly new (gerald gardner i think coined it) the old religions which helped create wicca were much less oriented towards peace and love and the like, the greeks sacrificed animals regularly, something modern practioners of the craft would never think of doing and the romans well they had stuff like the gladitorial games
so perhaps the old world pagan religions were aggressive religions


I think you need to go back and do some more research before you say things like this, man. The Druidic culture had living sacrifices yes. HOWEVER, Wicca has ALWAYS been a peaceful religion or belief structure. It is common myth that wicca (or witches) worshipped the devil in some way, or were at least affiliated with such. But the truth of the matter is, they have always promoted peace and the working together of two people (not literally two), hence their one law: "Do what ever it is that pleases you, AS LONG AS IT DOES NO HARM EVEN UNTO YOURSELF. paraphrased yes, but you get the basic belief behind it.


wicca as we know is a fairly new conglameration of the old religions, Including the druids and others
And yes im aware that wiccans dont "worship the devil" I practice magick (not wicca but im aware of its rules and such)


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Thu 01/10/08 10:30 AM


a few millenium ago it would have been easier but again those people probably practiced a far less "refined" form of wicca, the phrase wicca is fairly new (gerald gardner i think coined it) the old religions which helped create wicca were much less oriented towards peace and love and the like, the greeks sacrificed animals regularly, something modern practioners of the craft would never think of doing and the romans well they had stuff like the gladitorial games
so perhaps the old world pagan religions were aggressive religions


I think you need to go back and do some more research before you say things like this, man. The Druidic culture had living sacrifices yes. HOWEVER, Wicca has ALWAYS been a peaceful religion or belief structure. It is common myth that wicca (or witches) worshipped the devil in some way, or were at least affiliated with such. But the truth of the matter is, they have always promoted peace and the working together of two people (not literally two), hence their one law: "Do what ever it is that pleases you, AS LONG AS IT DOES NO HARM EVEN UNTO YOURSELF. paraphrased yes, but you get the basic belief behind it.


wicca as we know is a fairly new conglameration of the old religions, Including the druids and others
And yes im aware that wiccans dont "worship the devil" I practice magick (not wicca but im aware of its rules and such)


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Thu 01/10/08 10:30 AM


a few millenium ago it would have been easier but again those people probably practiced a far less "refined" form of wicca, the phrase wicca is fairly new (gerald gardner i think coined it) the old religions which helped create wicca were much less oriented towards peace and love and the like, the greeks sacrificed animals regularly, something modern practioners of the craft would never think of doing and the romans well they had stuff like the gladitorial games
so perhaps the old world pagan religions were aggressive religions


I think you need to go back and do some more research before you say things like this, man. The Druidic culture had living sacrifices yes. HOWEVER, Wicca has ALWAYS been a peaceful religion or belief structure. It is common myth that wicca (or witches) worshipped the devil in some way, or were at least affiliated with such. But the truth of the matter is, they have always promoted peace and the working together of two people (not literally two), hence their one law: "Do what ever it is that pleases you, AS LONG AS IT DOES NO HARM EVEN UNTO YOURSELF. paraphrased yes, but you get the basic belief behind it.


wicca as we know is a fairly new conglameration of the old religions, Including the druids and others
And yes im aware that wiccans dont "worship the devil" I practice magick (not wicca but im aware of its rules and such)


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Thu 01/10/08 08:43 AM
a few millenium ago it would have been easier but again those people probably practiced a far less "refined" form of wicca, the phrase wicca is fairly new (gerald gardner i think coined it) the old religions which helped create wicca were much less oriented towards peace and love and the like, the greeks sacrificed animals regularly, something modern practioners of the craft would never think of doing and the romans well they had stuff like the gladitorial games
so perhaps the old world pagan religions were aggressive religions

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Thu 01/10/08 08:32 AM
i dont think a wiccans would really form a government, notice most civilizations are created by more aggressive religions (ie christianity)

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Tue 01/08/08 07:18 AM
"So, are the planets themselves the 'physical' personification of the god/essess?

What is the purpose of the human race? How were they created? Are there other intelligent creations on other worlds?

Is magic the way all god/essess preform miricals?

Are the deities restricted/limited in their powers in any way?

Are all deities connected to anchiant mythologies? Which are not and how did they make their persona known?"






Chaotic magick teaches that the universe is infinite and too vast for the sane mind to comprehend, and that in infinity (or by scientific terms beyond the event horizon) perfection and chaos r impossible to tell apart

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Mon 01/07/08 05:11 PM
i prefer chaos magick
does that count?:tongue:

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Mon 01/07/08 05:06 PM
hey if civilization ends soon then ill be happy as long as i get to live out my madmax afterlife dream of riding around on a motorcycle protecting bikini clad whorish young women with my trusty shotgun from flesh eating mutants prior to my demise at the hands of my nemesis zanatar
Oh yeah i got it all planned out:tongue:

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Mon 01/07/08 05:00 PM
Sara Kerrigan: queen of blades could destroy both of them with out batting an infested eyelash

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Mon 01/07/08 04:58 PM
perhaps the mayans thought they would survive till now?
If so their Apocalypse came very early

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Mon 01/07/08 04:53 PM
I agree with multiverse cosmology and infinite universe theories, so i think if the universe "ended" we wouldnt know it

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Mon 01/07/08 12:13 PM
Tiger Army is amazing

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Mon 01/07/08 07:00 AM
I wish I was an amputee so i could get hugssad

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Mon 01/07/08 06:51 AM
Yup thats a pretty accurate view of society

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