Community > Posts By > lizardking19
I have the dvds of arrested development
FUNNIEST SHOW EVER better than seinfeld but embarassing hmmmm... well when i was a kid i used 2 like the ninja turtles cartoon and the original power rangers show boy thinking of those old kids shows makes me fell anctient at 18 i mean WOW "when i was kiddo we used 2 watch power rangers EHHHH (heart attack)" |
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Pixies- Wave Of Mutilation
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rockabilly music
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I like Tiger Army
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Post your limericks here
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this ones by andrew dice clay
old mrs hubbard went to her cupboard To fetch her dog a bone And when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own |
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directions to nowhere
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some parts of this poem appeared in some haikus i posted but its much bigger here
Ever notice that braggarts and people who hate themselves are the biggest narcissists? Thats just a statement to chew on before your teeth buckle under all that sugar Blackened teeth Running and swirling and gnashing in a snowstorm Ashes in the wind grin A steaming scream erupts hot form a volcanic throat and grows cold after it doesnt find a receiving ear Now blink and remember that my teeth are an underworked whhite color of sheep And realize those visions were nothing Overactive imagining is wasted when done by someone sitting on a dirty couch in piss stained underpants I try very hard to make each wish stick like fat to a frying pan which is difficult without fire Voices in the room low and whispering as if being watched by unseen helicopters hovering silently outside Eye in the sky indeed my television is the only person who understands me "are you trying to say there are worlds beyond this one?" "no no of course not, everyone knows the shores of california lead to oblivion" Click The psychobabble freezes mid sentense and dissappears in an electric circle I wish I knew how to keep the thoughts which I want to keep And kill the one which plagues me awake and asleep This thought Which devours my dreams ANd snickers at my schemes This thought WHich has grown like a cancer Enveloping my brain A slave to a single thought bound by chain This thought which I peal away at like the layers of an onion Looking for a center But when I get there the middle will be empty except for the smell I want the onion to be pieced back together into a frankenstein rose Wonderful yet useless except for the occasional bloodletting and a good laugh At the center of each ideal cooked by an idealistic chef is a retarded flower I dont want to remember each moment and each blink and each tapping of fingers like it was yesterday Im not an elephant for dogs sake So sit me down for a long talk and tell me ive got to FOCUS see how much good it does both of us I dont want to focus I wanna hop into a car which puffs smoke out its metal backside like a huge ciggarette with diarrhea I wanna relive the cliche and drive until we hit oblivion "WE?" Oh yes I forgot Youre not going with me, thats right youre too busy forgetting everything youve ever dreamed I still remember each moment of each night when i sat with the radio palying Russian classical music I hadnt given up on fine tuning my art of coercion through words Tchaikovskys music knows how to travel over hills and tundras and wastelands of ccoldheaded pacifists I wis I could I wish I could I wish I could Im a regular locomotive making reference to things only I understand "So I hear youre gonna head north and live in your own shadow?" North north north Im sick of north and im sick of south People want to go north but when they get there they decide to migrate south despite their lack of wings Am I making no sense? Well then here it is "The west is a state where you grind to green dust on wheels and the east is a useless state of mind" |
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jesus was chuck norris' stunt double, because the nails wouldnt go through chucks' skin
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a few millenium ago it would have been easier but again those people probably practiced a far less "refined" form of wicca, the phrase wicca is fairly new (gerald gardner i think coined it) the old religions which helped create wicca were much less oriented towards peace and love and the like, the greeks sacrificed animals regularly, something modern practioners of the craft would never think of doing and the romans well they had stuff like the gladitorial games so perhaps the old world pagan religions were aggressive religions I think you need to go back and do some more research before you say things like this, man. The Druidic culture had living sacrifices yes. HOWEVER, Wicca has ALWAYS been a peaceful religion or belief structure. It is common myth that wicca (or witches) worshipped the devil in some way, or were at least affiliated with such. But the truth of the matter is, they have always promoted peace and the working together of two people (not literally two), hence their one law: "Do what ever it is that pleases you, AS LONG AS IT DOES NO HARM EVEN UNTO YOURSELF. paraphrased yes, but you get the basic belief behind it. wicca as we know is a fairly new conglameration of the old religions, Including the druids and others And yes im aware that wiccans dont "worship the devil" I practice magick (not wicca but im aware of its rules and such) |
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a few millenium ago it would have been easier but again those people probably practiced a far less "refined" form of wicca, the phrase wicca is fairly new (gerald gardner i think coined it) the old religions which helped create wicca were much less oriented towards peace and love and the like, the greeks sacrificed animals regularly, something modern practioners of the craft would never think of doing and the romans well they had stuff like the gladitorial games so perhaps the old world pagan religions were aggressive religions I think you need to go back and do some more research before you say things like this, man. The Druidic culture had living sacrifices yes. HOWEVER, Wicca has ALWAYS been a peaceful religion or belief structure. It is common myth that wicca (or witches) worshipped the devil in some way, or were at least affiliated with such. But the truth of the matter is, they have always promoted peace and the working together of two people (not literally two), hence their one law: "Do what ever it is that pleases you, AS LONG AS IT DOES NO HARM EVEN UNTO YOURSELF. paraphrased yes, but you get the basic belief behind it. wicca as we know is a fairly new conglameration of the old religions, Including the druids and others And yes im aware that wiccans dont "worship the devil" I practice magick (not wicca but im aware of its rules and such) |
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a few millenium ago it would have been easier but again those people probably practiced a far less "refined" form of wicca, the phrase wicca is fairly new (gerald gardner i think coined it) the old religions which helped create wicca were much less oriented towards peace and love and the like, the greeks sacrificed animals regularly, something modern practioners of the craft would never think of doing and the romans well they had stuff like the gladitorial games so perhaps the old world pagan religions were aggressive religions I think you need to go back and do some more research before you say things like this, man. The Druidic culture had living sacrifices yes. HOWEVER, Wicca has ALWAYS been a peaceful religion or belief structure. It is common myth that wicca (or witches) worshipped the devil in some way, or were at least affiliated with such. But the truth of the matter is, they have always promoted peace and the working together of two people (not literally two), hence their one law: "Do what ever it is that pleases you, AS LONG AS IT DOES NO HARM EVEN UNTO YOURSELF. paraphrased yes, but you get the basic belief behind it. wicca as we know is a fairly new conglameration of the old religions, Including the druids and others And yes im aware that wiccans dont "worship the devil" I practice magick (not wicca but im aware of its rules and such) |
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a few millenium ago it would have been easier but again those people probably practiced a far less "refined" form of wicca, the phrase wicca is fairly new (gerald gardner i think coined it) the old religions which helped create wicca were much less oriented towards peace and love and the like, the greeks sacrificed animals regularly, something modern practioners of the craft would never think of doing and the romans well they had stuff like the gladitorial games
so perhaps the old world pagan religions were aggressive religions |
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i dont think a wiccans would really form a government, notice most civilizations are created by more aggressive religions (ie christianity)
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"So, are the planets themselves the 'physical' personification of the god/essess?
What is the purpose of the human race? How were they created? Are there other intelligent creations on other worlds? Is magic the way all god/essess preform miricals? Are the deities restricted/limited in their powers in any way? Are all deities connected to anchiant mythologies? Which are not and how did they make their persona known?" Chaotic magick teaches that the universe is infinite and too vast for the sane mind to comprehend, and that in infinity (or by scientific terms beyond the event horizon) perfection and chaos r impossible to tell apart |
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i prefer chaos magick
does that count? |
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2012 End of World?
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hey if civilization ends soon then ill be happy as long as i get to live out my madmax afterlife dream of riding around on a motorcycle protecting bikini clad whorish young women with my trusty shotgun from flesh eating mutants prior to my demise at the hands of my nemesis zanatar
Oh yeah i got it all planned out |
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Sara Kerrigan: queen of blades could destroy both of them with out batting an infested eyelash
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2012 End of World?
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perhaps the mayans thought they would survive till now?
If so their Apocalypse came very early |
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2012 End of World?
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I agree with multiverse cosmology and infinite universe theories, so i think if the universe "ended" we wouldnt know it
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Yur fav band EVER...
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Tiger Army is amazing
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FEMALE COMPASSION
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I wish I was an amputee so i could get hugs
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Work vs. Prison:
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Yup thats a pretty accurate view of society
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