Topic: Work vs. Prison:
nu2topcat's photo
Mon 01/07/08 06:30 AM
Work vs. Prison:

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON

You get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK

You get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it

@ PRISON

You get time off for good behavior
@ WORK

You get more work for
Good behavior

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you


@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON

You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK

You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ PRISON

You get your own toilet
@ WORK

You have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK

You aren't even supposed to speak
To your family

@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK

You get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK

You spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars



@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens


@ WORK
They are called managers



THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!



Now get back to work


lizardking19's photo
Mon 01/07/08 06:51 AM
Yup thats a pretty accurate view of society