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Topic: Post your limericks here
Pete026's photo
Sun 01/13/08 04:12 PM
Make 'em up, steal 'em, I don't care, just post 'em.
Here's one I made up.

There once was a girl named Kitty
Folk said she wasn't too pretty
Maybe her face
Was a total disgrace
But it could have just been her third t!tty

She went with a guy named Rob
Who had only one inch of knob
How they had sex
Is anyone's guess
Perhaps they used corn on the cob

dragonwhyr's photo
Sun 01/13/08 04:19 PM
haha, now thats funnylaugh laugh drinker

Pete026's photo
Sun 01/13/08 05:18 PM
Come on, people!! Has NOBODY got any good limericks??? huh

thecoolyman's photo
Sun 01/13/08 05:19 PM
Thats pretty good brolaugh drinker
have to hit ya up later in this
bigsmile Cooly

songstress1's photo
Sun 01/13/08 05:52 PM
That was great Pete!! made me smilebigsmile

Pete026's photo
Sun 01/13/08 05:57 PM
Thanks everyone!! drinker flowerforyou flowerforyou drinker

Anyone got any more?

uk1971's photo
Sun 01/13/08 06:00 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Sun 01/13/08 06:00 PM
There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow boat to China one day
He was trapped at the tiller
By a sex crazed gorilla
And China's a very long way.

bigsmile glasses

Pete026's photo
Sun 01/13/08 06:02 PM

There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow boat to China one day
He was trapped at the tiller
By a sex crazed gorilla
And China's a very long way.

bigsmile glasses


laugh laugh laugh laugh Fantastic!!! drinker drinker
Thanks, Tom!

uk1971's photo
Sun 01/13/08 06:29 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Sun 01/13/08 06:30 PM
There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his butt like a dahlia
10 cents a smell
Was all very well
But 5 bucks a lick was a failure.

'Tis a favourite project of mine,
A new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3,
For it's simpler, you see,
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9


There was a young girl from Rabat,
Who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat.


There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg


On the breasts of a barmaid at Yale
Are tattooed all the prices of ale,
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Are the same, but they’re written in Braille.


An old maid phoned the desk and said, “Joe,
What’s the noise from that room down below?”
“Oh, they’re holding,” he sighed,
“An Elk’s Ball just inside.”
“Well then, tell them,” she said, “to let go!”


A team playing baseball in Dallas.
Called the umpire bad names out of malice.
While that worthy had fits,
The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.

There once was a maid from Magrass
Who had such a very nice ass
Now don’t raise a stink
It’s not what you think
It was brown had long ears and ate grass!


There once was an old man named Cohen,
Who cut off the foot of Tim Bowen.
Now it wasn’t that hard,
For Tim slept in the yard,
And Cohen clipped Bowen while mowin’.

Okay. Someone else's turn now.



bigsmile glasses




Pete026's photo
Sun 01/13/08 06:33 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh
Just like busses, I wait all day for one and then NINE come along at once. :tongue:

Cheers Tom! drinker drinker drinker

uk1971's photo
Sun 01/13/08 06:39 PM
My final contribution............ for now.bigsmile



There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who got a funny feeling
So she laid on her back,
Spread open her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young fellow from Kent
His peter was so long that it bent
So, to save himself trouble
He always folded it double
And instead of coming, he went.

There was a young girl from Cape Cod
Who thought all good things came from God
But it wasn't the Almighty
That lifted her nighty
'Twas Roger the lodger, by Gawd!

bigsmile glasses

coco56's photo
Sun 01/13/08 06:42 PM

Make 'em up, steal 'em, I don't care, just post 'em.
Here's one I made up.

There once was a girl named Kitty
Folk said she wasn't too pretty
Maybe her face
Was a total disgrace
But it could have just been her third t!tty

She went with a guy named Rob
Who had only one inch of knob
How they had sex


Is anyone's guess
Perhaps they used corn on the cob



laugh laugh laugh

thecoolyman's photo
Mon 01/14/08 03:32 AM
Edited by thecoolyman on Mon 01/14/08 03:33 AM
Cooly's posts a lot to joke
Some just want to poke
He's really a nice guy
Actually he's kinda shy
You'll laugh so hard you might cry


All the lovely ladies passing by
Makes you stop and wonder why
They all act so shy
Wanta know a great guy
Stop over and "Just Say Hi"


Hey these are just off the top of head, a few for ya Pete
Your bigsmile Bro Cooly


thecoolyman's photo
Mon 01/14/08 05:56 AM
Love is a sensation
Caused by a temptation
To feel penetration
A guy sticks his location
In a girl's destination

To increase the population
For the next generation
Did you get my explanation
Or do you need a demonstration
For the greatest sensation


Here's a few more, you'll like whats instore:tongue:
bigsmile Cooly

Suzanne20's photo
Mon 01/14/08 06:09 AM
laugh laugh laugh good ones..i cant rhyme for shyte so ill just read yalls

Pete026's photo
Mon 01/14/08 06:36 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh
Cheers Cooly! drinker drinker
laugh laugh laugh laugh

lizardking19's photo
Mon 01/14/08 07:02 AM
this ones by andrew dice clay


old mrs hubbard went to her cupboard
To fetch her dog a bone
And when she bent over
Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own

Pete026's photo
Mon 01/14/08 07:03 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh Eeewwww!!! laugh laugh laugh laugh

thecoolyman's photo
Mon 01/14/08 07:16 AM
thanks Pete, woke up with a fresh mind:wink:
See what happens when ya get me thinkindevil
laugh bigsmile Cooly

Pete026's photo
Mon 01/14/08 07:34 AM
Whilst drinking his evening tipple
Steve tried to pierce his own nipple
But slipped when he coughed
And sliced it clean off
He's now a legally registered cripple

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