do you pick off the toppings and eat them first?
i sure do!

i'm such a slow eater.. haha.
everythings always so cold by the time i get near the end.

Sometimes, i tend to eat it though intact

I normally don't pick off the toppings.. then I have a blah cheese pizza in the end

I also have never eaten the stuffed crust first..

I usually only eat the toppings & leave the rest. Drives my family crazy.

What I do is I neatly place my plate exactly sixteen inches in front of me. Then I place my napkin nine inches to the right of the plate. Then I place my utensils so that they are exactly parallel to each other and in line with the napkin. Then I place my drink four inches above the napkin/utensil placement.

Then I just toss all that aside and jam a slice of pizza in my mouth, toppings and all. I don't even chew sometimes. You couldn't find stuff that intense if you saw "The Crocodile Hunter".

I would seriously pay 10 bucks to see that

I eat them thin style no cheese with the toppings.

Once the toppings are off the pizza is ruined.

It's like eating cereal by pouring all the milk down the drain.

Or cutting the head off the chicken before eating it.

Only if the topping is pepperoni. And spicy pepperoni. I like it hot. I'll let you discern what I mean by that.