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I have never met this guy in person but we have been talking online for a few months and now he wants to taake me camping for a weekend am i crazy for going

Thanks

I dont think they hurt but i dont like them

i kind of dumb when it comes to computers haw do you format the drive i dont need to back it up because i dont need anything that is on here

Can anyone help me i have two operating systems on one omputer on crashed and does not work right

IT IS SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE THAT IS WHY I PUT IT IN THE JOKES SECTION

Here is a little part of us history which makes you wonder what puppet master is pulling the strings.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.


Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.


The names Lincoln andKennedy each cantains seven letters.


Both were particularly concerned with Civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.


Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Were Shot in th head.


Lincoln's Secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.


Both were assassinated by Southerners
Both were succeeded by Southerners.


Both Successors were named Johnson.


Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.


Both Assassins were known by their three names
Both nomes are composed of fifteen letters

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.

Oswald Ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.


Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.



AND HERE'S THE KICKER


A WEEK BEFORE LINCOLN WAS SHOT, HE WAS IN MONROE, MARYLAND.

A WEEK BEFROE KENNEDY WAS SHOT, HE WAS IN MARILYN MONROE.

A great Family

Games such as world of warcraft games like that and also online games like pogo.com or big fish games large file download games

IM GOING TO BUY A NEW COMPUTER NEXT WEEK I WANT SOMETHING FAST BUT GOOD FOR PLAYING GAMES ON AND PHOTOGRAPHY ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT I SHOULD GET

The Outsiders my fav i loved him in that and second is Roadhouse

This is very sad news my thoughts and prayers are with his family

Sorry if some of these were posted before


Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

I'll have to be careful to not say it like this haha


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks
into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

Yes i am

I think it is worth watching i rented it yesterday and it kept me entertained