Please ready carefully!







ABOUT AREA CODE

We actually received a call last week from the 809 area co de. The
woman
said "Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you--get back to us quickly. I
have
something important to tell you." Then she repeated a phone number
beginning
with 809. "We didn't respond".

Then this week, we received the following e-mail:

Subject: DON'T EVER DIAL AREA CODE 809 , 284 AND 876

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION PROVIDED TO US BY AT&T. DON'T EVER
DIAL
AREA CODE 809

This one is being distributed all over the US . This is pretty scary,
especially given the way they try to get you to call.
Be sure you read this and pass it on.
They get you to call by telling you that it is information about a
family
member who has been ill or to tell you someone has-been arrested, died,
or
to let you know you have won a wonderful prize, etc.
In each case, you are told to call the 809 number right away. Since
there
are so many new area codes these days, people unknowingly return these
calls.

If you call from the US, you will apparently be charged $2425
per-minute.

Or, you'll get a long recorded message. The point is they will try to
keep
you on the phone as long as possible to increase the charges.
Unfortunately,
when you get your phone bill, you'll often be charged more than
$24,100.00.

WHY IT WORKS:

The 809 area code is located in the British Virgin Islands (The
Bahamas).
The charges afterwards can become a real nightmare. That's because you
did
actually make the call. If you complain, both your local phone company
and
your long distance carrier will not want to get involved and will most
likely tell you that they are simply providing the billing for the
foreign
company. You'll end up dealing with a foreign company that argues they
have
done nothing wrong.

Please forward this entire message to your friends, family and
colleagues to
help them become aware of this scam

Sandi Van Handel
AT&T Field Service Manager
(920)687-904
Additional information on these area codes can be found from ATT at:
http://www.consumer.att.com/consumertips/areacode.html









Diane Richard

Public Information Officer

Office of the Chief

Pittsburgh Bureau of Police

1203 Western Avenue

Pittsburgh, PA&nb sp; 15233

412-323-7814 412-323-7820 Fax

diane.richard@city.pittsburgh.pa.us

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BC and we dont wont to drive the 100 miles to get there just to turn
around and drive home

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WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you can now
respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt..

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt
later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them,
she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

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