okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.



One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.



As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.















Lettuce!!!















Tomato!!!















Lettuce!!!















Tomato!!!















Lettuce!!!















Tomato!!!










She screams.















Lettuce!!!














Tomato!!!









Whoa!!!










PULL IT OUT!!!










PULL IT OUT NOW!!!










I can't get pregnant!







Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

Dazed nd Confused

Eyes

No that would not bug me woops i cannot spell

Talkative because i am quite

Dove

Dike

Like is that right

ITs not fair to yourself to keep your feelings bottled up let them out

I think if the relationship were strong enough i would relocate

Thanks for the laugh

I am me thats who i am i have no titles

Ozzy will be preforming live this firday on WWE Smackdown he will be
singing his new song

WOW

So true