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would you date -
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Would you even Stereotype the ones who never had a choice of gender. In
history past in some of the islands and foreign coutries they did mulitation of the gentalia areas of either a boy or girl because simply the fact was. If a couple wanted a boy.. and all his wife would produce is female. They would alter the babies gender and transform the baby in what they wanted. every wondered if there were some transsexuals out there were once hermaphodites. Was it their fault they were born in a genetic misfit with two genitals of both male and female. XXY chromosomes |
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The President
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i smoked and look where i am... I'm the President im usa
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade, too!" Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants." Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" Harry: "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum." Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, …….because I got the last seven questions wrong..... " |
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Seems Military have reached new heights of being such Scumbags and
hiding the truth from the soldiers parents and making things up that aren't real. They lied to us Army hid Tillman's friendly-fire death & 'made up a story' to hype war, mom sez BY RICHARD SISK DAILY NEWS WASHINGTON BUREAU Wednesday, March 28th 2007, 9:13 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Print Email Suggest a Story Mary Tillman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WASHINGTON - Pat Tillman's mother charged yesterday that the Army covered up the friendly-fire death of her football star son in a public relations move to boost the war effort. "That's not a misstep, and that's not an error," Mary Tillman said on NPR News' "Morning Edition." "They made up a story. It was presented on national television. And we believe they did that to promote the war." In the latest of a series of investigations into Tillman's death, the Army said Monday that four generals and five other officers made "critical errors" in violation of military rules by withholding the truth about how Tillman was killed April 22, 2004, in Afghanistan. The officers also allowed approval of a Silver Star citation for Tillman that said he was killed while charging the enemy, when he was actually killed by machine-gun fire from members of his own platoon. "They could have told us the truth," Mary Tillman said. "And if they didn't want to tell us the truth, they could have said that we don't know, we're doing an investigation. But what they did is they made up a story." The private briefing the Army gave the Tillman family Monday on the latest investigation turned confrontational, Mary Tillman said. "The meeting was a travesty," she said. "They told us that we were abusive. I mean, we got to the point where we were extremely rude to them, but they weren't - they were just lying." She said the generals who were criticized in the latest report "are just taking the fall" for their superiors, including then-Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. "They're not the worst culprits; they were doing a job - and doing something to cover the hides of people up above," she told The Associated Press. The Army's mishandling of the death of the former Arizona Cardinals defensive back was similar to the public relations fiasco surrounding the capture of Pvt. Jessica Lynch in the early weeks of the Iraq war. The military allowed reports to circulate that Lynch fought back valiantly when she never fired a shot. rsisk@nydailynews.com |
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Best Pick-up Line
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Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of
concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going. |
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I am not fred flinstone but, I bet i could make your bedrock.
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Cool Psychedelic pattern fedman let me asking are you listening to ZZ
top right now or is it gee can't remember but i feel like i want to go smoke some weed right now.... |
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Clinton Says He Warned Bush of bin Laden Threat
By. Reuters Thursday 16 October 2003 NEW YORK - Former President Bill Clinton warned President George W. Bush before he left office in 2001 that Osama bin Laden was the biggest security threat the United States faced, Clinton said on Wednesday. Speaking at a luncheon sponsored by the History Channel, Clinton said he discussed security issues with Bush in his "exit interview," a formal and often candid meeting between a sitting president and the president-elect. "In his campaign, Bush had said he thought the biggest security issue was Iraq and a national missile defense," Clinton said. "I told him that in my opinion, the biggest security problem was Osama bin Laden." The U.S. government has blamed bin Laden's Al Qaeda network for the Sept. 11 attacks. Time magazine reported last year that a plan for the United States to launch attacks against the al-Qaeda network languished for eight months because of the change in presidents and was approved only a week before the Sept. 11 attacks. But the White House disputed parts of that story, which was published by the magazine in August 2002. "The Clinton administration did not present an aggressive new plan to topple al-Qaeda during the transition," a White House spokesman, Sean McCormack, said at the time. The White House was clearly irritated by the report, which appeared to suggest that the Bush administration might not have done all it could to prevent the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. At Wednesday's luncheon, Clinton said his inability to convince Bush of the danger from al Qaeda was "one of the two or three of the biggest disappointments that I had." Clinton said that after bin Laden, the next security priority would have been the absence of a Middle East peace agreement, followed by the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction. "I would have started with India and Pakistan, then North Korea, and then Iraq after that," he said. "I thought Iraq was a lower order problem than al Qaeda." Clinton's vice president Al Gore, who ran against Bush in the 2000 election, did not make the threat from al Qaeda a major focus of the presidential campaign, which both candidates kept focused mainly on domestic topics |
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boring topic but, in any event world peace is the best wish anyone could
wish for, |
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World Peace
Free health and dental coverage for all families within the USA An End to the Food Shortages around the world |
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Topic:
You're the new President...
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Daniel I hope you win cause for once someone needs to Stick it to them.
I am undergoing chemotheraphy for cancer . I was a Chopper Pilot during Vietnam during the routine times when they used to load poison to kill the mosquitos in vietnam so idiot made a mistake and loaded the plane with Agent Orange and all the soldiers were outside and i felt something was wrong i warned them to take shelter and they laughed at me saying i was an idiot cause it's bug spray. When i got out of my chopper i touched the door and felt like a surge of extreme constricting pain like my heart wa gonna explode in my chest and then i realized they spray a nerve agent instead and now all the guys in the field were dying. So When i was discharge i tried to sue the military for their mistake and they disavowed their or any knowledge of my existence within the military but, as a or good nature they allowed me to go to the Veterans Adminstration hospital.. So I re-enlist and joined the Chemical Warfare division on purpose and made it look like a accident happened and that was the only way i could get my disability cause i have irregular heart condition and papitation and to those out there that think that america could never hurt their own. How many cases have there been of friendly fire. |
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What's logic?
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What do you call a red-Head with Blonde Roots?
Artifical Intelligence and integrated Logic. |
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Topic:
teenagers are a handful
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You could do what my father did when i was young.... SEND HIM to BOOT
CAMP.... ooh that was the days. Disciple, making my bunk, the drill sargeant yelling in my ears asking who the hell taught me how to do my bed... |
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Topic:
You're the new President...
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I wish we could have something like that cause i am sick and tired of
being the Vetrans Adminstration lab rat. YOu know they send us there to either de-program us after we come back or if we are sick they give us pills and pray they work then charge our medicare an arm and a leg. Tell us mumble jumble i need a real doctor to tell me what the hell i've been taking all these years cause i am still seeing RED. |
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You're the new President...
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Full Medical and Dental Coverage for all families.
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welcome Back Kotter oops sorry burgandy was thinking of where's vinny
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Ohhh Do I have too??????? oooh okay Greeting comrade...
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Bills therom
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daniel48706 Regan wasn't he liked to the watergate Conspiracy or what
that Hamburger Hill and I don't remember and i don't recall and I don't remember when the last time i had an acting job... Ohh now i remember i was the president... |
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hello guys
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you give an old man a heart attack
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