Two rednecks decided that they weren't going
anywhere in life and thought they should go to
college to get ahead. The first one went to see a
professor who Told him to take math, history, and
logic.

"What's logic?" asked the first redneck.

The professor answered ,"Let me give you an
example. Do you own a weed eater"?

"I sure do" answered the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a
yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good" the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued: "Logic will also tell
me that since you have a yard, you also have a
house."

Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN"!!!

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that
you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae. This is incredible"!!!

The redneck is obviously catching on. "Finally,
since you have a wife, logically I can assume that
you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most
fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take
this here logic class."

The first redneck, proud of the new world
opening up to him walked back into the hallway,
where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin"? The second
redneck asked his friend?

"Math, history, and logic," replies the first
redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic"? asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed
eater"?

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya"?

................LOL..............

What do you call a red-Head with Blonde Roots?

Artifical Intelligence and integrated Logic.

Nice one Suede.

LMAO... that is so dang funny!!!

LMAO that was good.LOL