Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of
concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few
drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too
shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a
movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times,
get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then
finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this
intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is
solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months
later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a
bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we
have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to
fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work
too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're
stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past
our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside
affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a
lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to
the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad.
Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we
hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's
going.

Hello, I am totally into you, but I not real good at meeting beautiful
women. I would really like to get to know you. Lets exchange phone
numbers and email, and see where this leads us, worst case we just found
a friendship.