Good advice .

Which advice??Appu started giving advice also....

Lol Bestie...sure i give advice while laughing

Funny Joke

Robin you have to go to the topic “another joke” page 50 at the very bottom and you’ll see what I’m referring to. This is “another joke part 2”. I guess 50 pages is the max for a topic.

Thanks @JulieABush
I'm aware of it, just waa kidding with bestie Appu.. mean Apple

God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.

For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.

God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.

God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.

God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.

Funny Robin and so true .

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and says, «It’s illegal to put five people in a Quattro.»

«What do you mean it’s illegal?» asked the Englishmen.
«Quattro means ‘four’,» replies the Italian official.
«Quattro is just the name of the automobile,» the Englishmen retort disbelievingly. «Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons.»
«You can’t pull that one on me,» replies the Italian customs agent. «Quattro means ‘four’. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.»
The Englishmen reply angrily, «You idiot! Call your supervisor over — we want to speak to someone with more intelligence!»
«Sorry,» responds the Italian official, «he can’t come. He’s busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno.»

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Funny Robin .

A woman takes her 18-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man!
Have you, Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out of it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill.
I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!".....

Since it won’t happen again the doctor should be on the lookout for the four horsemen.

4 guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the restroom. The three others talked about their kids. The first guy said, "my son is my pride and joy he started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. He's so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for christmas. The second guy said, "damn, that's terrific! my son is also the pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner where he owns the majority of its assets. He is so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a christmas gift! the third man said. "well that's terrific! my son studied in the best universities and became an engineer, started his own construction company and is now a multi-millionaire. He also gave an expensive christmas gift to his best friend, a 30,000 square foot mansion! the 3 guys congratulate each other just as the 4th guy returned from the restroom and asked what are all the congratulations for? one of the three guys said, "we're talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons... "wat about ur son?" they asked the 4th guy. the fourth man replied, " my son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said, " that's a shame...what a disappointment. The fourth man replied. " nah, im not ashamed he's my son and i love him.. and he hasn't done too badly either. Just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his 3 boyfriends.🤣

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An elderly man who was mentally handicapped, couldn't read or write and nearly deaf died and was waiting at the pearly gates to get into heaven. St. Peter comes to him and says in order to enter heaven you need to answer a few questions and the man says ok. St. Peter says 1st question, how many days start with T, the man says 2, St. Peter says that's right can you name them, the man says today and tomorrow. St. Peter says not quite what I was looking for but it's technically correct, next question how many seconds in a year, the man says 12 St. Peter says how did you come up with that answer the man says January 2nd, February 2nd and so on. St. Peter is thinking the man is messing with him so he says last question, what is Gods name. The man says that's easy it's Howard. St. Peter says why do you think its Howard the man says we say the Lords Prayer every Sunday in church and it says our Father who art in heaven Howard be thy name.

Funny .

A teacher asks her class “Where does God live.” Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher says “Yes Johnny.” Johnny replies “He lives in my bathroom .” Teacher “Why do you say that.” Johnny “Because every time my dad knocks on the bathroom door he says God are you still in there!”
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it’s always jamming.

Nice jokes
Julie and ball
Enjoying it

FUNNY

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