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another Joke - part 2
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thats nice, Julie  haha,funny |
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another Joke - part 2
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Funny  !
Did you know that beer can make you smarter? It made Budweiser. Did you know that gas can make you older? It made Phillip 66. this is good one Julie,it made me laugh..more.more |
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Tolsen Claw
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Words with TOR ,A-Z
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vitiator
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another Joke - part 2
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hi everyone
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I like you because......
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i like you so much because you showed me how to love life.
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another Joke - part 2
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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen! “I’m sorry Mr. Sam,” said the mortician, “but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity. “And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man’s distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. “I have something to show you that you won’t believe,” he said, and opened his briefcase. “Oh, my God!” she screamed, “Sam is dead!”🤣 |
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A Very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player.
They start to talk and eventually go back to his place: They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. “What’s that for?” the lady questions. “Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.” Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says wxu |
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Not a good match... Yet!
Wait to see if she flirts with me! ot: Slim gym has met his match... Slimme. Considering Apple's approval, and divorce papers are signed! Hey Don Juan,lemme try those cigars....whew.but .Slim needs citirizine for his Applelergy |
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another Joke - part 2
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A Very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player.
They start to talk and eventually go back to his place: They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. “What’s that for?” the lady questions. “Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.” Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. ‘What’s that ?’ the lady questions again. “Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.” Then the man drops his underwear and on his pen!s, he has a tattoo that says AIDS. The lady screams: “Don’t tell me you have AIDS!” The man replies: “No, no…!!! Calm down…!!! It will say ADIDAS in a. Minute"🤣 |
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enjoy,everyone,share yours too
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 I'm betting it all !my bank act is 02-8-00073-45,this time ill gain much because of that bet...dont overdo it ull wake up a pauper Sir,hahaha. Ot:Sir and Mam just because  
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My bet is placed on Slim and Apple  How much wod you Bet on this Sir? |
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Miss 😶 You
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I have missed U too Robin,my bestest Friend,of course..wheres Mikey?
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Apple don’t give up on Slim so easily Apple & Slim Gia & Two one blonde & Devo Slimme & Sir i know but i enjoy it so much when im match with him...he really gags n wanted to spew out..i cod not imagine him trying his best..but Cath,u can have him...at least now ur real human,hes been trying to shake me off saying hes got red hair etc etc.lol Slim -Cath |
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Apple!! 
There's no news to tell... 
Who is Brandon (i.e. Apple & Brandon)? @Slim? Gia & Two awww,i thot Slim says there is...but..why not? |
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Brandon is a recent addition.... full name 'Let's go Brandon "... asked for a lead .... I gave him ....she is a fun poster I said !!!!
I second Gia and Two !!! Show me Brandon,if hes real Catherine-Slim , just because |
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Adam and Apple ????
Adam and snake was a better option !!!! What happened to Merry and Devo ? then whose for me then? You? Merry and Devo..pls tell Slim whats the news |
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oh,Slim.there you go
OT:Cat and Slim,yes i can get you free for Cat,at least for once you chose a real human,others are ur imagination hohoho Id prefer Adam and Apple,besides Adam chose me since the beginning lol |
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another Joke - part 2
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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen! “I’m sorry Mr. Sam,” said the mortician, “but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity. “And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man’s distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. “I have something to show you that you won’t believe,” he said, and opened his briefcase. “Oh, my God!” she screamed, “Sam is dead!” |
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