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A woman takes her 18-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?" Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out of it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"..... Hahaha |
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Finally Im back, hi everyone
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SAD!!
A woman woke up during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee... "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room. The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?", he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. Yes, I do", she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?" 'Yes, I remember", says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues. Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"" 'I remember that also", she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have been released today if only I took the right decision!. |
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Edited by
Sir
on
Thu 03/27/25 11:05 AM
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He would have been free ! |
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He would have been free ! Haha, yeah, now he wants liberation |
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A man was sentenced to seven years in prison for stealing millions.
 Two years into his sentence, he received a letter from his father: “Son, I’m old and sick. This is planting season, but I have no one to plow the field and plant the corn. I wish you were here to help me. Take care, always.” The son wrote back: “Dad, whatever you do, please don’t dig anywhere on the farm. That’s where I hid all the money I stole. Just wait until I’m released.” Since all prisoner mail is inspected, the guards read the letter. The next day, more than a hundred officers and prison guards swarmed the father’s farm and dug up every inch of soil— and found absolutely nothing. The son then wrote again: “Dear Dad, I hope you liked the help I sent. You can plant your corn now.”  #justforfun |
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