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Hi I'm in love with you
 Hi, I'm interested in you, just too lazy to read your profile. Hey guys this works every time 
I also didn't read his profile. Absolutely, no need to do that. It's the very small thumbnail profile pic that convinced me that he's "the one". 
Sis, you'll be happy to hear that he's also listed as "married." Sooo, no need for you to mess up that manicure with trifling things like cooking, cleaning or having babies. Perfect Match!! A "married" guy??? Awww, the dream! Where's my bouquet? Just need a minister |
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When texting ignore the "no response is a response" rule as it dimishes what could possibly be the greatest romance ever. Therefore, ask questions consistently and pay no attention to the void of silence. Silence is sexy, afterall. No response is a response? What is that garbage? It's called playing hard to get people. I love it when they play hard to get, let the dance begin ... The sound of crickets is also soooo enchanting. Very Cinderella at the Ball. (Actually, I think I'm going to edit Cinderella with only sound bites of crickets.  Especially that moment when she leaves her slipper behind - cut the dramatic music, insert crickets)
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Always be sure to tell her how glowingly Beautiful she will be barefoot and pregnant for years to come.
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Women find opening the door for them to be mysogenistic, so always enter first and quickly close the door behind you so they can open the door themselves.
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Edited by
Unknow
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Tue 06/21/22 07:31 PM
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I have learned that women also enjoy when men drink out of the milk jug or any container and leave just a smidge left so they can use in their cereal and throw away in garbage so you won't have too.
 I also have realized they enjoy when I leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night and dribble pee on the floor which they enjoy cleaning up as well to keep them busy since they do NOT need as much sleep as men of course LOL 
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Little known fact .....men did you know it takes women up to 12 mins to climax/orgasm. As it only takes men an average of 3 mins.....therefore gents appears why their is this thing they call foreplay so you and your partner may both enjoy and share in the experience together. Food for thought as well I read in a Relationship self help book...so don't shoot the messenger...I as well was unaware and leaned something new :)
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When texting ignore the "no response is a response" rule as it dimishes what could possibly be the greatest romance ever. Therefore, ask questions consistently and pay no attention to the void of silence. Silence is sexy, afterall. No response is a response? What is that garbage? It's called playing hard to get people. I love it when they play hard to get, let the dance begin ... The sound of crickets is also soooo enchanting. Very Cinderella at the Ball. (Actually, I think I'm going to edit Cinderella with only sound bites of crickets. Especially that moment when she leaves her slipper behind - cut the dramatic music, insert crickets)
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Edited by
Dramatic Muffin
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Wed 06/22/22 09:15 AM
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Talk about all your aches and pains and health problems. Providing others with frequent opportunities to listen with compassion is the epitome of benevolence.
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The trend to be more natural grows year on year.
Show how hip and trendy you are and don't use those nasty chemicals called 'soap'. Just explain to your date that the smell is perfectly natural and they are bound to be impressed by your understanding of nature. |
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Always treat your server with disdain and leave a very small tip or non at all.
This will show you are a person of status who knows how to treat underlings and is also frugal. |
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Talk about all your aches and pains and health problems. Providing others with frequent opportunities to listen with compassion is the epitome of benevolence. I think this is a key note in any conversation. I would add that showing grotesque images/ visuals just before the meal comes is a complimentary toast to the evening. |
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Talk about all your aches and pains and health problems. Providing others with frequent opportunities to listen with compassion is the epitome of benevolence. That would be me. 100%. 24/7. Yeow
Oh yeah, and talking about cats as well, not that people think, you gonna kick the bucket tomorrow. |
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When texting ignore the "no response is a response" rule as it dimishes what could possibly be the greatest romance ever. Therefore, ask questions consistently and pay no attention to the void of silence. Silence is sexy, afterall. No response is a response? What is that garbage? It's called playing hard to get people. I love it when they play hard to get, let the dance begin ... The sound of crickets is also soooo enchanting. Very Cinderella at the Ball. (Actually, I think I'm going to edit Cinderella with only sound bites of crickets. Especially that moment when she leaves her slipper behind - cut the dramatic music, insert crickets)
Hi
Oh my gosh?!? Are you my dream guy?  
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When texting ignore the "no response is a response" rule as it dimishes what could possibly be the greatest romance ever. Therefore, ask questions consistently and pay no attention to the void of silence. Silence is sexy, afterall. No response is a response? What is that garbage? It's called playing hard to get people. I love it when they play hard to get, let the dance begin ... The sound of crickets is also soooo enchanting. Very Cinderella at the Ball. (Actually, I think I'm going to edit Cinderella with only sound bites of crickets. Especially that moment when she leaves her slipper behind - cut the dramatic music, insert crickets)
Hi
Oh my gosh?!? Are you my dream guy?
Sure Fine with me that is
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Dinner date conversations should always be structured business interview style
eg. - Where do you see yourself in 5 years? - Identify key aspects within your relationship experience where you were able to problem solve? - How would you describe your relationship with your mother Etc. These types of questions exude interest and care. If answered correctly, the interviewee (I mean "date"), will be sure to call for a follow-up. Go forth and prosper! 
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List off a variety of reasons about how she reminds you of your mom. That will show her what high regard you have for her.
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List off a variety of reasons about how she reminds you of your mom. That will show her what high regard you have for her.
And if you struggle with any point of comparison, talk about all the ways she reminds you of your grandma instead. |
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Make sure to talk about how bad the food is and tell her "nobody", "NOBODY", can cook like your dear mummy.
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And if the date didn't go as well as planned , don't forget to text her to say goodbye and thanks for the memory..... yeah ... singular .....
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Discussing the charming habits of your young child will always warm anyone's heart so don't hold back. Describing in graphic detail the weight of the last nappy you had to change, or the volume they puked up over your shoulder just before you came out, can fill a good half hour of dinner conversation.
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