I have also learned that women enjoy us talking about ourselves non stop. What woman does NOT enjoy hearing constantly how much we like to work out and take care of our health and body and she could tighten up around the belly and lose a few pounds herself. As well how much money we make and the long hours we must work....yet expect a woman to NOT only work and clean the house and raise our children as well Stepchildren (children from our ex)....but to also wait on us hand and foot since we are the bread winners and she should know she could never make as much as us nor as educated. Make her aware she is lucky to have you and will NEVER be able to find another man as Successful and Great as YOU. To finish with a BANG women also enjoy being compared to our exes and have pointed out to them that they could spice things up a little more in the bedroom as OUR ex always did.....Trust me gents once you begin implementing this way of thinking and thought....YOU will def NOT be single any LONGER!!!!!! That special woman you seek is dying to meet you and thinking of you daily as you are the <AN of her dreams!

I think this great advice. I believe that it is not necessary at all to add the "thanks" note. Let's debunk the myth that courtesy and politeness will get you far. Frankly, rudeness is underrated.


I would amend this to read as,

"Later, see you never..."

Ahh , you get me!

Of course, I do!

No wonder were both single inspite of all the great advice!

Dating Tip #1


"DO settle for less"

Because the ladies really like gherkins

You won't be able to date me then I am very special In all different aspects

Larsi, more the less special

I only care for people that are neither spectacular nor phenomenal. So, I definitely can't date you because you're both. Lose one of these positive attributes stated above and I might (just might) reconsider.


Merry, The Considerate
(I signed-off to both match you and annoy Poetry...)

Don't be stingy when applying your makeup.  Forget the saying "Less is more".  Nah...More is best. Highlight your lips, by ensuring that the lipstick not only covers your lips, but also goes around your mouth.  Your rouge should be in a different color, so they also stand out. In fact, each color from the rainbow should be represented for your eyeliner/eyeshadow/eyebrow. He won't fail to realize that you're a prize worth keeping...you little Picasso.

For the fellas. Always get a new fresh and clean haircut and fade before that special date. As well treat yourself to some new duds and feel like a million bucks. Your self confidence will rise as well the ladies will detect the confidence and be instantly attracted to that confidence you ae now exuding. As ZZ top said every Girls crazy bout a sharped dress man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw So go on out there and claim your Happiness. The ladies will thank you in return

Asking your date "So what are you thinking now?" is probably the most important words you can say. It shows you're interested in her and it can help avoid uncomfortable silences. Any time there's a gap in the conversation simply ask "So what are you thinking now?" If you're not asking that 25-30 times during your date you're not trying hard enough.

Signing off is kewl Please keep on doing it

Larsi, Kewl Doode

No one likes a Debbie Downer, so remember to always smile and say, Amazing! Excellent! Awesome! to anything he says. So someone else got the promotion he was promised, "Amazing." Hail last week just damaged his vehicle beyond repair, "Excellent." Someone stole his wallet and he now has to order new cards, "Awesome." Your optimism will be, the light at the end of the tunnel, he'll cleave to you. So go forth and be a Pollyanna.

When setting up your profile, be sure to put a pretty picture up. If you don't think much of your looks, never mind, just put up a picture of someone else: by the time you get to meet in person it will be too late for them to back down anyway.

Ask her if the carpet matches the drapes.

You sure don't want any surprises when things go well later on.

Tell her what number she is in your “imaginary” harem

Ask her if she , wink wink nudge nudge, is into photography.

Impress her with your sock puppet

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