Always bring a buddy on your date so you always have a plan b and exit strategy if the date goes down in flames and Bounus you can go get afew beers after with your buddy too so win win LOL

This is an act of true love!

follow up for the guys....brush your teeth and always have mints.....one for you and one for your date since nothing worse than talking to someone with *** breathe. hahahahah

Good tip Jimmy, just remember to have a look of disgust on your face when you give her the mint so she knows not to do it again.

guys do not forget to flirt with the skimpily dressed waitress, on your dinner date .... just so your date sees you aint anti-social .... and you are soo popular !!!!

As well guys make sure to use the excuse you mistakenly left your wallet in your other pants and put on a theatrical show of embarrassment then kindly ask your date to pay for the check as you excuse yourself and go to restroom which in reality you are gonna go to car and leave LOL wow Thta wouerld def be a douche move.....hahahah yeah Now I feel bad for posting

DO hang-up after the first,
"No you hang-up..."

I heard that the ladies also really like it when her date gets hammered and sloshed out on their date too.... Nothing like having to babysit a grown adult all NITE. :)

Possibly the ladies can verify and back me up on this as well....everyone enjoys unwanted messages and dm's and sharing your Hangouts account and nude pics....right? I know I can't wait to check my mail and who viewed me every day on mingle and waste my time removing as well reporting scammers and Nonsense. I know we ALL enjoy these things right or just me?

I'm gonna give a little tip to the ladies, please regale us with stories about how horrible all your exes were. We love it!!

DO study the bill and state a discrepancy with an expensive item ordered.
DON'T forget to tally-up the bill using the calculator on your phone (remember to work it out down to the very last cent).
ALWAYS sigh heavily and shrug as the server swipes your card.
DO take all the complimentary sweets that come with the bill.
DON'T forget to eat them all in front of your date.

Be sure to post a pic - picking your nose

This is all gold, we should have thought of combining our wisdom earlier. Think it's safe to say we'll all be finally saying goodbye to our single status in short order!! Well done

Mmmm... I believe gold standard is truly achieved if you seize the opportunity to generalise an entire gender and/or race based on one poor experience.

Personally, it's this type of moment that makes me think to myself, "Yeah, this is romantic. Where have you been my whole life?"

Yes exactly, we've basically wasted our lives trying to find out what makes people tick as individuals when it's so much easier just to put everyone in a box and say they're all the same. Enlightenment=love

To really impress your date remember to show up , pay up and ask her to kindly shut up about how great the other guys were or Are !!!!

Words of Wisdom and Rules to live by slim ! Hoorah! LOL

I hope not devasted this thread.. because I still believe that men like that exist...

Smile to me, let me feel your boyish charm in your eyes.. and when I feel it..

Dance with me..

.. on the beautiful beach among the azure waves which are crashing on a shore in the middle of the night on the moonlight..,

..... among the trees in the forest by the campfire..,

.. in the kitchen during making a dinner.., 

...by the fireplace with a charming smile on your eyes..,

 ...in the pub or an in the bar on a Saturday evening.., 

...barefoot on the green lawn when the morning dew is shimmering on the sunrise and it is like a beautiful rainbow...

Anywhere .. but with you .. with that special man..

Half-way through the meal, pull out your copy of Modern Bride, and start flicking through the pages loudly. If he doesn't get the hint, start asking which bridal gown he thinks you'll look nice in. If he's still too dense to get it, ask, "Would you prefer a large church wedding, or just a quickie at the courthouse?

Ooh very good Fairy, every man admires a woman who's thinking about their future!


I know women put a lot of effort in picking out their outfit so I always ask them "Is that what you're wearing" just to be sure that they are sure.