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Topic: Great Dating Advice
Sir's photo
Sat 08/06/22 03:26 PM
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When's the last time that you've been fishing?

technovative's photo
Sat 08/06/22 10:56 PM
Tell her about the young women you sponsor on the charity site called Only Fans, while she's savoring every bite of the three course gourmet meal you treated her to from the McDonald's value menu. She'll be... moved, by your compassionate generosity.

technovative's photo
Sun 08/07/22 09:48 AM
While she's powdering her nose, dash outside and let the air out of one of her car tires. When she's ready to leave, you can impress her with your skills in the manly art of tire changing. Just make sure you target the right car... otherwise AWKWARD!

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Sun 08/07/22 10:05 AM

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When's the last time that you've been fishing?


Last July, actually:slight_smile:. Wayyy too hot to fish this year....crispy skin is not my thing:sweat_smile:. Have also been ice-fishing in SD in November.

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Sun 08/07/22 10:11 AM

While she's powdering her nose, dash outside and let the air out of one of her car tires. When she's ready to leave, you can impress her with your skills in the manly art of tire changing. Just make sure you target the right car... otherwise AWKWARD!



Shouldn't be awkward at all....in fact, that's a first date right there. Drive around to parking lots and look for cars with a flat. Can't find any...no probs, change the tire anyway. There's nothing more swoon-worthy than a man who "helps" out a stranger.

technovative's photo
Sun 08/07/22 10:57 AM


While she's powdering her nose, dash outside and let the air out of one of her car tires. When she's ready to leave, you can impress her with your skills in the manly art of tire changing. Just make sure you target the right car... otherwise AWKWARD!



Shouldn't be awkward at all....in fact, that's a first date right there. Drive around to parking lots and look for cars with a flat. Can't find any...no probs, change the tire anyway. There's nothing more swoon-worthy than a man who "helps" out a stranger.


Yeah, also an opportunity to start her education, surely the li'l filly's got no clue what a lug-nut is without some mansplaining. laugh

Sir's photo
Sun 08/07/22 01:40 PM
1. Never try to impress her, or you'll feel like you always have to.
2. Don't waste your money on them.
3. Don't buy her steak when she's used to hamburger's.
4. Always be yourself.
5. If she's not impressed with your presence, drop her.
6. Stick to your principles, never settle.
7. Don't ever invite a woman to what you enjoy, she'll spoil it on purpose.

Just a few quotes from Sir.... there's plenty more ! smokin

Vergi's photo
Mon 08/08/22 09:37 PM
1. Never try to impress her, or you'll feel like you always have to.
2. Don't waste your money on them.
3. Don't buy her steak when she's used to hamburger's.
4. Always be yourself.
5. If she's not impressed with your presence, drop her.
6. Stick to your principles, never settle.
7. Don't ever invite a woman to what you enjoy, she'll spoil it on purpose.

Just a few quotes from Sir.... there's plenty more ! :nerd:

Wow, I wish the person you'll date all the best:smirk:

Vergi's photo
Mon 08/08/22 09:38 PM
Wow, I wish the person you'll date all the best:smirk:

:joy::joy::joy:

Devo1974's photo
Thu 08/25/22 05:25 PM
Edited by Devo1974 on Thu 08/25/22 05:36 PM
When you knock on your dates door make sure you have your phone up ready to go. When she opens the door snap a quick photo while you can. If she's at all taken aback, just reassure her it's just to prove to your friends and family that she's real. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

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Sun 08/28/22 11:56 AM
If you've used all the tips we've provided so far and you're still searching...this one will absolutely, positively work.

Found someone you like while scrolling through profiles? Great!! You've almost found THE ONE. Click on the profile...if you can send likes, hearts, nudges, kisses, (whatever the site allows you to send) do that.

Do NOT send an email...ever...no one likes someone who gets too personal (and let's face it, all an email do is ask your business...that's nothing a partner needs to know).

Now for the next 60, 90, 120 days (who knows how long it will take for them to keep ignoring you), log in EVERY day and view their profile. That's it. Done!! I personally guarantee you success in....

Sir's photo
Sun 08/28/22 12:06 PM
Never take dating advice from a woman... it's that easy!

Sir's photo
Sun 08/28/22 12:09 PM

Wow, I wish the person you'll date all the best:smirk:

:joy::joy::joy:


We feed the Whales on Tuesday..

Douglas's photo
Sun 08/28/22 05:24 PM
If you've used all the tips we've provided so far and you're still searching...this one will absolutely, positively work.

Found someone you like while scrolling through profiles? Great!! You've almost found THE ONE. Click on the profile...if you can send likes, hearts, nudges, kisses, (whatever the site allows you to send) do that.

Do NOT send an email...ever...no one likes someone who gets too personal (and let's face it, all an email do is ask your business...that's nothing a partner needs to know).

Now for the next 60, 90, 120 days (who knows how long it will take for them to keep ignoring you), log in EVERY day and view their profile. That's it. Done!! I personally guarantee you success in....

Such a good tip, Tech. I don't like people to show off an ability to communicate and agree that sending a message is a terrible way to say who you are and what your hopes are. If the only way to express interest is with a message "Hello" - or, even better, just "hi" - is quite enough to make oneself stand out from the crowd!

Toodygirl5's photo
Mon 08/29/22 06:10 AM
Edited by Toodygirl5 on Mon 08/29/22 06:11 AM
Learn how to take some rejection in dating!

It's a Part of Life.

happy

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Fri 09/02/22 11:45 AM

I am ready for you


Great example of how to get a date. Douglas gave this advice already. You're on the right track:thumbsup:


That brings us to another winning dating technique: spamming. It makes no sense to join in with others on a forum as nobody wants a partner who is just going to behave well and follow simple social rules. Instead, illustrate how free-thinking you are by interrupting topics on forums with your own selfish intents. This will surely make people swoon with admiration and make them feel safe in contacting you, knowing that you have already shown a disregard for social etiquette.

Judd Lucas's photo
Mon 09/05/22 09:32 AM
I don't know about guys in shirts, but guys in suits sure like girls.
And here are some dating tips.
1 – If any interaction ends in a hook-up, date, etc – amazing!

2 – If it ends in nothing but a friendly conversation – even better – because you can make new friends like that, take her phone number for later use to expand your social circle and so on! Or even because having a friendly conversation is actually NICE and enjoyable, since we are all people and it’s better than sitting home alone!

3 – If your interaction ends up with a totally brutal rejection or she screams at you out loud, slaps you and throws a drink at you, or whatever other incredibly, exaggeratedly bad thing that you can imagine happens – it’s perfectly fine too! – because you will get a lot of experience out of that, gain more reference points to your interactions, realize what you did wrong and why she reacted like that and get a chance to calibrate yourself for LATER! All your bad interactions will eventually make you better, that’s how you LEARN.

4 – If your interaction ends up with you getting killed – what the HELL were you even doing? Snap out of it, get back to the real world, no one ever got killed trying to approach and talk to a girl, unless she was simultaneously in the embraces of a huge redneck with a shotgun called Bubba - stop making up random outcomes or excuses not to talk to girls!

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Fri 10/07/22 11:00 PM
hello

delightfulillusion's photo
Fri 10/07/22 11:11 PM

I don't know about guys in shirts, but guys in suits sure like girls.
And here are some dating tips.
1 – If any interaction ends in a hook-up, date, etc – amazing!

2 – If it ends in nothing but a friendly conversation – even better – because you can make new friends like that, take her phone number for later use to expand your social circle and so on! Or even because having a friendly conversation is actually NICE and enjoyable, since we are all people and it’s better than sitting home alone!

3 – If your interaction ends up with a totally brutal rejection or she screams at you out loud, slaps you and throws a drink at you, or whatever other incredibly, exaggeratedly bad thing that you can imagine happens – it’s perfectly fine too! – because you will get a lot of experience out of that, gain more reference points to your interactions, realize what you did wrong and why she reacted like that and get a chance to calibrate yourself for LATER! All your bad interactions will eventually make you better, that’s how you LEARN.

4 – If your interaction ends up with you getting killed – what the HELL were you even doing? Snap out of it, get back to the real world, no one ever got killed trying to approach and talk to a girl, unless she was simultaneously in the embraces of a huge redneck with a shotgun called Bubba - stop making up random outcomes or excuses not to talk to girls!


You forgot to credit the author as this isn’t your own words.

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Wed 03/08/23 07:23 AM
I am alon...Boy
I need a free mind relation
Any female agree it

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