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| Topic: Hmm, 10 turn offs in a relationship | |
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Okay okay I can't resist this post 1 He can't have bigger boobs than me (moobs) 2 Can't wear knee high socks with sandals. 3 He can't own more shoes than me 4 No fur ring with the long stringy ponytail thing going on, and wearing a hat because that don't hide anything 5 No living with your parents, unless you are their caretaker 6 bragging about how you date younger women, then slip up and mention the escort service you use 1. But what if I have bigger pecs from just working out? 2. Can I just roll them down to where they sit just over the ankles? 3 - Calls Salvation Army for a pick-up - 4 hmm thinking - cut hair or get bigger hat? 5 But they cook for me and wash my clothes and pay for my cable - don't know if I could cope without!? 6 Note to self: "- cancel escort service" Couldn't resist either 
Hahaha 1 only if they can bench press more weight than me, if not they gonna have to step it up 2 That might work but not if they wear baggy tan shorts hiked up under their armpits 3 That is acceptable but they can't borrow my shoes 4 have you considered a hair hat? (Wig) 6 As long as you don't make your mom now the lawn 7 That might work. 
#2 Let's compromise to under the chest but above the navel 
#6/5 No she has a riding lawn mower and enjoys that 
OK, and we have deal! Sounds like a match then  Let's go.. LOL!
Lol, okay a lunch date would be grand, but you have to promise not to take me to Our Lady of Bolonga soup kitchen, like you did your last date. Ehm,  I guess the planned trip to Costco's for the free samples stations is out of the question too, eh? Or the second idea probably wouldn't cut it either then - our specialty here, Texas roadkill pizza... I guess I have to slaughter my piggy bank my grandma gave me a while ago and actually enter a restaurant 
Mmmmmmm! Road kill pizza Is mom cooking or you? Cause rumor has your phone is on speed dial for the fire department cause of all the food you burn, if Mom cooking it's a date! Do I need to bring her flowers? |
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Roadkill pizza is cooked on and scraped off hot Texas roads . LOL
Yeah, I do like burned offerings
But I think we are hijacking this thread 
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Hijack my thread, I love it. I want Minglers to flirt, to chat, to disagree and just chat and have fun.
I am only protective of my poetry threads. Go for it Minglers
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Shaving your legs ( and Lord knows what else) in the bath, with my razor, and cleaning neither
Interrupting my bath, by you storming in and....omg she didn't |
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Maybe she thought you did.
No. 1 or 2 ? |
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Roadkill pizza is cooked on and scraped off hot Texas roads . LOL Yeah, I do like burned offerings
But I think we are hijacking this thread
Well in these parts of the woods we scrape the poor ol depressed (lol) animal off the road throw it in a pot of boiling water and call it " suicide stew" named because you have to have a cast iron stomach to eat it and for the animal that had a death wish. Lol jk |
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Roadkill pizza is cooked on and scraped off hot Texas roads . LOL Yeah, I do like burned offerings
But I think we are hijacking this thread
Well in these parts of the woods we scrape the poor ol depressed (lol) animal off the road throw it in a pot of boiling water and call it " suicide stew" named because you have to have a cast iron stomach to eat it and for the animal that had a death wish. Lol jk Cool, "suicide stew" and "roadkill pizza", I am sensing a cookbook coming out soon, got these to start with, maybe along with "humble MagPIE" and some cold served "revenge dishes"
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Tenderised roadside jerky.
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Roadkill pizza is cooked on and scraped off hot Texas roads . LOL Yeah, I do like burned offerings
But I think we are hijacking this thread
Well in these parts of the woods we scrape the poor ol depressed (lol) animal off the road throw it in a pot of boiling water and call it " suicide stew" named because you have to have a cast iron stomach to eat it and for the animal that had a death wish. Lol jk Cool, "suicide stew" and "roadkill pizza", I am sensing a cookbook coming out soon, got these to start with, maybe along with "humble MagPIE" and some cold served "revenge dishes"
I have the title for your cookbook, Eats from the Streets lol |
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A person should brush their teeth, several times a day.
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1 Disheveled or unclean appearance 2 Lazy 3 Too needy 4 Lacks a sense of humor 5 Lives more than three hours away 6 Bad sex 7 Lacks self-confidence 8 Too much TV/video games 9 Low sex drive 10 Stubborn What is your opinion? I'd like to address these individually if I may. # 1 - No, not me I'm good on this one. # 2 - Maybe a little but I am retired. # 3 - Pretty sure I'm ok on this one too. # 4 - Nope (may be closer to too silly at times). # 5 - No, too far except for extended stays. # 6 - NO, I pride myself in my partners pleasure. # 7 - Not me, got plenty. # 8 - Like good TV but just if there's nothing to do/alone, don't play video games. # 9 - NO! # 10 -Damn, well 9 out of ten's not too bad is it?
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I have the title for your cookbook, Eats from the Streets lol HAHA, cool !  
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1 leaves the toothpaste open
2 blows his nose in the shower 3 brushes teeth in the shower 4 walks around naked and even opens the curtains for all the neighbours to see 5 sleeps naked 6 smacks when he eats 7 pi$$e$ all over the bog 8 no proper sense of general hygiene 9 loves to eat spicy food -not a direct turnoff but makes it very difficult 10 mismatch in when we want sex. |
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I failed on 7
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Nose picking
Eating it Buying excessive amounts of handbags Failing to recognise who is boss |
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I failed on 7
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Edited by
I_love_bluegrass
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Sun 02/23/20 08:58 AM
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Nose picking Eating it Buying excessive amounts of handbags Failing to recognise who is boss "Failing to recognise who is boss" 
Darlin', can you clarify that? Because I am grown, earn my own living, pay my own bills, therefore, NO ONE is my "boss", except the one signing my paycheck. My father, when I was a CHILD and lived in his house and was dependent on him for everything, yes, *he* got to tell me what to do./ be the boss of me.. Why wouldn't you want a relationship where you are equal partners, not one the "boss" over the other one? |
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Hloo....Good relation
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