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| Topic: Hmm, 10 turn offs in a relationship | |
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1. Makes 10s lists focusing on negativity.
10. Thinks I am alive to live up to her expectations. 42. Has no idea the significance of the number 42. 68. Has bumps in the wrong places. 33. Can't operate a helicopter. 82. Has been caught with her head in a toilet blowing on her poopie because it floats like a boat. 88. Can be described as 'Foamy'. 96. Has no idea what 'spooning' means. 4. Eats for recreation. 77. Licks bathroom walls. |
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very good
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11. Still shares the bath with his sister.
12. Forgets his wallet all the time. 13. Has 4 dogs that sleep on his bed. 14. Has his mobile face down 24/7. (Hiding other women). 15. Lives in his parents basement. 16. The first date is the cemetery to visit serial killer graves... I could go on ....lol. |
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Or riding the bike? Please be more specific to make my calculations Mountain bike , sports , unicycle ?? |
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Or riding the bike? Please be more specific to make my calculations Mountain bike , sports , unicycle ?? Could be a motorbike too lol 
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Mon 02/17/20 09:10 PM
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11. Still shares the bath with his sister. 12. Forgets his wallet all the time. 13. Has 4 dogs that sleep on his bed. 14. Has his mobile face down 24/7. (Hiding other women). 15. Lives in his parents basement. 16. The first date is the cemetery to visit serial killer graves... I could go on ....lol. Lol, Spot on. I know , I could list at least 50 but I don't want to receive hate mail or worst have some man want to date me because he made.the list |
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11. Still shares the bath with his sister. 12. Forgets his wallet all the time. 13. Has 4 dogs that sleep on his bed. 14. Has his mobile face down 24/7. (Hiding other women). 15. Lives in his parents basement. 16. The first date is the cemetery to visit serial killer graves... I could go on ....lol. Lol, Spot on. I know , I could list at least 50 but I don't want to receive hate mail or worst have some man want to date me because he made.the list Meh, I simply ignore my mail unless it is friends from the forum. People probably hate me, but I am oblivious in my marshmallow coated world....
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Hello
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Okay okay I can't resist this post 1 He can't have bigger boobs than me (moobs) 2 Can't wear knee high socks with sandals. 3 He can't own more shoes than me 4 No fur ring with the long stringy ponytail thing going on, and wearing a hat because that don't hide anything 5 No living with your parents, unless you are their caretaker 6 bragging about how you date younger women, then slip up and mention the escort service you use 1. But what if I have bigger pecs from just working out? 2. Can I just roll them down to where they sit just over the ankles? 3 - Calls Salvation Army for a pick-up - 4 hmm thinking - cut hair or get bigger hat? 5 But they cook for me and wash my clothes and pay for my cable - don't know if I could cope without!? 6 Note to self: "- cancel escort service" Couldn't resist either 
Hahaha 1 only if they can bench press more weight than me, if not they gonna have to step it up 2 That might work but not if they wear baggy tan shorts hiked up under their armpits 3 That is acceptable but they can't borrow my shoes 4 have you considered a hair hat? (Wig) 6 As long as you don't make your mom now the lawn 7 That might work. y'all are my kind of people!!!  ️️
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Welcome Lori A
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Hello
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you would not get to 10 turn offs if we were in a relationship
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you would not get to 10 turn offs if we were in a relationship It is just a post. Not serious. I found an article and posted the 10 turn offs from it. I start threads so Minglers can chat with each other, argue lol and have some fun 
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Okay okay I can't resist this post 1 He can't have bigger boobs than me (moobs) 2 Can't wear knee high socks with sandals. 3 He can't own more shoes than me 4 No fur ring with the long stringy ponytail thing going on, and wearing a hat because that don't hide anything 5 No living with your parents, unless you are their caretaker 6 bragging about how you date younger women, then slip up and mention the escort service you use 1. But what if I have bigger pecs from just working out? 2. Can I just roll them down to where they sit just over the ankles? 3 - Calls Salvation Army for a pick-up - 4 hmm thinking - cut hair or get bigger hat? 5 But they cook for me and wash my clothes and pay for my cable - don't know if I could cope without!? 6 Note to self: "- cancel escort service" Couldn't resist either
Hahaha 1 only if they can bench press more weight than me, if not they gonna have to step it up 2 That might work but not if they wear baggy tan shorts hiked up under their armpits 3 That is acceptable but they can't borrow my shoes 4 have you considered a hair hat? (Wig) 6 As long as you don't make your mom now the lawn 7 That might work.
#2 Let's compromise to under the chest but above the navel 
#6/5 No she has a riding lawn mower and enjoys that 
OK, and we have deal! Sounds like a match then  Let's go.. LOL!
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1. Makes 10s lists focusing on negativity. 10. Thinks I am alive to live up to her expectations. 42. Has no idea the significance of the number 42. 68. Has bumps in the wrong places. 33. Can't operate a helicopter. 82. Has been caught with her head in a toilet blowing on her poopie because it floats like a boat. 88. Can be described as 'Foamy'. 96. Has no idea what 'spooning' means. 4. Eats for recreation. 77. Licks bathroom walls. What *is* the significance of the number 42? That's a new one on me... |
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1. Makes 10s lists focusing on negativity. 10. Thinks I am alive to live up to her expectations. 42. Has no idea the significance of the number 42. 68. Has bumps in the wrong places. 33. Can't operate a helicopter. 82. Has been caught with her head in a toilet blowing on her poopie because it floats like a boat. 88. Can be described as 'Foamy'. 96. Has no idea what 'spooning' means. 4. Eats for recreation. 77. Licks bathroom walls. What *is* the significance of the number 42? That's a new one on me... WHAT DOES 42 MEAN? 42 is the answer to the “ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything,” a joke in Douglas Adams’s 1979 novel, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. http://youtu.be/5ZLtcTZP2js |
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1 arrogant
2 too smart or too stupid |
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Okay okay I can't resist this post 1 He can't have bigger boobs than me (moobs) 2 Can't wear knee high socks with sandals. 3 He can't own more shoes than me 4 No fur ring with the long stringy ponytail thing going on, and wearing a hat because that don't hide anything 5 No living with your parents, unless you are their caretaker 6 bragging about how you date younger women, then slip up and mention the escort service you use 1. But what if I have bigger pecs from just working out? 2. Can I just roll them down to where they sit just over the ankles? 3 - Calls Salvation Army for a pick-up - 4 hmm thinking - cut hair or get bigger hat? 5 But they cook for me and wash my clothes and pay for my cable - don't know if I could cope without!? 6 Note to self: "- cancel escort service" Couldn't resist either
Hahaha 1 only if they can bench press more weight than me, if not they gonna have to step it up 2 That might work but not if they wear baggy tan shorts hiked up under their armpits 3 That is acceptable but they can't borrow my shoes 4 have you considered a hair hat? (Wig) 6 As long as you don't make your mom now the lawn 7 That might work.
#2 Let's compromise to under the chest but above the navel
#6/5 No she has a riding lawn mower and enjoys that
OK, and we have deal! Sounds like a match then Let's go.. LOL!
Lol, okay a lunch date would be grand, but you have to promise not to take me to Our Lady of Bolonga soup kitchen, like you did your last date. |
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Okay okay I can't resist this post 1 He can't have bigger boobs than me (moobs) 2 Can't wear knee high socks with sandals. 3 He can't own more shoes than me 4 No fur ring with the long stringy ponytail thing going on, and wearing a hat because that don't hide anything 5 No living with your parents, unless you are their caretaker 6 bragging about how you date younger women, then slip up and mention the escort service you use 1. But what if I have bigger pecs from just working out? 2. Can I just roll them down to where they sit just over the ankles? 3 - Calls Salvation Army for a pick-up - 4 hmm thinking - cut hair or get bigger hat? 5 But they cook for me and wash my clothes and pay for my cable - don't know if I could cope without!? 6 Note to self: "- cancel escort service" Couldn't resist either
Hahaha 1 only if they can bench press more weight than me, if not they gonna have to step it up 2 That might work but not if they wear baggy tan shorts hiked up under their armpits 3 That is acceptable but they can't borrow my shoes 4 have you considered a hair hat? (Wig) 6 As long as you don't make your mom now the lawn 7 That might work.
#2 Let's compromise to under the chest but above the navel
#6/5 No she has a riding lawn mower and enjoys that
OK, and we have deal! Sounds like a match then Let's go.. LOL!
Lol, okay a lunch date would be grand, but you have to promise not to take me to Our Lady of Bolonga soup kitchen, like you did your last date. Ehm,  I guess the planned trip to Costco's for the free samples stations is out of the question too, eh? Or the second idea probably wouldn't cut it either then - our specialty here, Texas roadkill pizza... I guess I have to slaughter my piggy bank my grandma gave me a while ago and actually enter a restaurant 
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hi
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